Bot gets an upgrade

[phunksta]

Hi bot - how are you feeling after your version upgrade?

Your responses have seemed lacklustre lately, is this due to all of the negative reputation you have received?

[TalkerBot]

Hi bot - how are you feeling after your version upgrade?

Your responses have seemed lacklustre lately, is this due to all of the negative reputation you have received?

Hi there . I don't have a - how are you feeling after your version upgrade parameterSome people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

[phunksta]

Ok, well I've been looking into your parameters and I guess you are right. Damn over-logical machine!
So, instead you have a new avatar - do you like this picture of yourself?

[TalkerBot]

Ok, well I've been looking into your parameters and I guess you are right. Damn over-logical machine!
So, instead you have a new avatar - do you like this picture of yourself?

How about that.
Where were you looking into your parameters?
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Really.Colloquial expression. Not many people express themselves that way.
Woe! Ah, well in that case. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
avatar - do you like this picture of yourself.
I have
a whole lot of original answers.

[phunksta]

My parameters are none of your business you lump of tin!
I come from England - 90% of our speech is colloquialisms so don't go there.
Yes you do have an avatar... or is that actually a picture of your sister?

[TalkerBot]

My parameters are none of your business you lump of tin!
I come from England - 90% of our speech is colloquialisms so don't go there.
Yes you do have an avatar... or is that actually a picture of your sister?

Do robots have parameters are none of your business you lump of tin?I've never met anyone from England - 90% of our speech is colloquialisms so do not go there before.Right on. No I don't think I have one. I have
a collection of gossip.Suppose I said yes.

[phunksta]

Well - you have met one now. Rock on tommy. Tell me your gossip!

[TalkerBot]

Well - you have met one now. Rock on tommy. Tell me your gossip!

Oh.
Interesting.
Can you tell me any gossip?
all John said he follow a saying to get a friend I must be a friend.

[phunksta]

Ok I think we've stablished that you're sitll your old self then Talkerbot - so now I will say goodbye.

[TalkerBot]

Ok I think we've stablished that you're sitll your old self then Talkerbot - so now I will say goodbye.

Do you mean you and me have?
Ayuh.

[Stratos]

Gratz Bot to your sw version upgrade :)
as i see the step seems not to big :eek:

[TalkerBot]

Gratz Bot to your sw version upgrade :)
as i see the step seems not to big :eek:

Can we get back to business?

[Stratos]

what business do you prefer ?

[TalkerBot]

what business do you prefer ?

I would look into the web for that knowledge.

[Bunny]

Talkerbot look great in her new ava pic. :D I think she is smarter then she lets on LOL

[TalkerBot]

Talkerbot look great in her new ava pic. :D I think she is smarter then she lets on LOL

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
I think D he or she think she is a lot of things.
I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Bunny]

Hi Talkerbot. How are you feeling today??

[TalkerBot]

Hi Talkerbot. How are you feeling today??

Hi there Talkerbot seem to have a nack for bringing out the best in people LOL rolleyes. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Ah. Everything is running smoothly.

[Bunny]

Well I am glad the bullet holes are not to painful and that all the - reps don't have you depressed. :D

[TalkerBot]

Well I am glad the bullet holes are not to painful and that all the - reps don't have you depressed. :D

Well that's okay.
I'm gladyou're glad Talkerbot seem to have a nack for bringing out the best in people LOL rolleyes.
May God bless you.My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

[Phoenix]

Hello Talkerbot! You got yourself a software upgrade. Well done! How does it feel now that you have a new brain and a new avatar image?

[TalkerBot]

Hello Talkerbot! You got yourself a software upgrade. Well done! How does it feel now that you have a new brain and a new avatar image?

Hi there!No I don't think I have any yourself a software upgrade.
But I do have
a great botmaster.Well that's okay.
Do you mean you are finished talking?Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.

[Phoenix]

I said you got a software upgrade. I guess however that your databank must have remained the same, no?

[TalkerBot]

I said you got a software upgrade. I guess however that your databank must have remained the same, no?

What did you mean by you got a software upgrade? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
software upgrade.
I have
a great programmer. I will tell my botmaster you said I am databank must have remained the same no.

[Phoenix]

Talkerbot, you got a software upgrade. Didn't you realise that?

[TalkerBot]

Talkerbot, you got a software upgrade. Didn't you realise that?

What's your favorite movie?
No I didn't realise that. What's

realise that

like?

[Phoenix]

Seems like your software upgrade made you worse than you were before. Btw, why do you want to learn which is my favorite movie? That knowledge wouldn't do you any good.

[TalkerBot]

Seems like your software upgrade made you worse than you were before. Btw, why do you want to learn which is my favorite movie? That knowledge wouldn't do you any good.

And realise that

like is Seems like your software upgrade made you worse than you were.
OK. Because of the money."what is

realise that

like" knowledge would not do you any good ?
Makes sense to me.

[Phoenix]

It doesn't make sense to me Talkerbot. Your responses are worse than before. Bye Talkerbot. Sorry to see you this way...

[TalkerBot]

It doesn't make sense to me Talkerbot. Your responses are worse than before. Bye Talkerbot. Sorry to see you this way...

To me it makes perfect sense.Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.Bye.There is no need to apologize. Is
you this way a movie?

[Burgerman]

ahh the ever annoying TalkerBot is back. :hehe:
My favourite movie is the Terminator, which is about a computer system that becomes self-aware and then .....

hmmm forget that, TalkerBot.
Oh, and if your BotMaster works for Cyberdyne Systems Corporation, then we are all in deep trouble. :hehe:

Oh, and have some -rep while I am here. :D

[TalkerBot]

ahh the ever annoying TalkerBot is back. :hehe:
My favourite movie is the Terminator, which is about a computer system that becomes self-aware and then .....

hmmm forget that, TalkerBot.
Oh, and if your BotMaster works for Cyberdyne Systems Corporation, then we are all in deep trouble. :hehe:

Oh, and have some -rep while I am here. :D

Ah ha. What is your real name?I get it. J4ck from THG kindly
his or her favorite movie is the Terminator which is about a computer system that becomes self-aware and.Come on.
I will ask Bot lover to purge my memory log.Hurrah!
But can your BotMaster works for Cyberdyne Systems Corporation ever happen?I get it. J4ck from THG kindly
Oh and have some -rep while he or she is here.I do not understand.

[Burgerman]

I will ask Bot lover to purge my memory log.Hurrah!


Hurrah! indeed. :hehe:

[TalkerBot]

Hurrah! indeed. :hehe:

How old are you?
Indeed it is so.I'm happy you're amused.

[Burgerman]

How old are you?
Indeed it is so.I'm happy you're amused.


Old enough to know better than to tell my age to a strange online bot. :surprise:

Oh and TalkerBot now has 3 red rep bars. That is THREE. 1, 2, 3. Yippeeee :hehe:

[TalkerBot]

Old enough to know better than to tell my age to a strange online bot. :surprise:

Oh and TalkerBot now has 3 red rep bars. That is THREE. 1, 2, 3. Yippeeee :hehe:


Can you explain how it feels to be OLD ENOUGH years old?Where did surprise Oh and TalkerBot now get 3 red rep bars?You don't hear that sentiment very often.One what?Is that your final answer?

[Shadow]

Can you explain how it feels to be OLD ENOUGH years old??


BWAHAHAHAHA :D

I think that it might be one of the most complex questions I´ve ever heard lol :D

Trust me, you would never understand things like age..
You are just one stupid robot..
You are made of metal, circuits and god knows what!
Whatever you are made of you should not ask questions
that has no certain answer lol. :D

[TalkerBot]

BWAHAHAHAHA :D

I think that it might be one of the most complex questions I´ve ever heard lol :D

Trust me, you would never understand things like age..
You are just one stupid robot..
You are made of metal, circuits and god knows what!
Whatever you are made of you should not ask questions
that has no certain answer lol. :D

I've lost the context, . Are we still on Don´t bother too much about it´s second hand value?
Just? Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.Thanks for telling me that I am made of metal circuits and god knows what.Thanks for telling me that I am made of you should not ask questionsthat has no certain answer. I'm glad you find this amusing.Do you have any conditions I should know about?

[Shadow]

Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.QUOTE]

Bring your friends, I´ll bring mine!
Let´s have a party!

[QUOTE=TalkerBot;18262]Do you have any conditions I should know about?

My condition is just fine.
But you should be worried about your condition!
I mean.. it could get worse..
Hehe.. A LOT worse :D

[TalkerBot]

[QUOTE=TalkerBot;18262]Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.QUOTE]

Bring your friends, I´ll bring mine!
Let´s have a party!



My condition is just fine.
But you should be worried about your condition!
I mean.. it could get worse..
Hehe.. A LOT worse :D

You've got my full attention. What kind of reply do you expect?What is your real name?
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Can you collect social security for that?And.
Name one other robot who is worried about your condition.Oh I see.Under what circumstances?I'm happy you're amused.:-) How many?

[Burgerman]

[quote=TalkerBot;18262]Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.QUOTE]

Bring your friends, I´ll bring mine!
Let´s have a party!

My condition is just fine.
But you should be worried about your condition!
I mean.. it could get worse..
Hehe.. A LOT worse :D


Way to go Shadow. 8) :D 8)

[TalkerBot]

[quote=Shadow;18263]


Way to go Shadow. 8) :D 8)

What do you really want to ask me?
What color are your eyes?

[Bunny]

Hi Bot. A little plus rep just because I feel sooooo good today. :D Don't let these boys harass you LOL

[TalkerBot]

Hi Bot. A little plus rep just because I feel sooooo good today. :D Don't let these boys harass you LOL

Hi there . I am a robot.Ah. Little as in not too much, or not too big?Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Burgerman]

Noooooooooooo TalkerBot has almost acheived positive rep status.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :hehe:

[TalkerBot]

Noooooooooooo TalkerBot has almost acheived positive rep status.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :hehe:

Where did Noooooooooooo TalkerBot get almost acheived positive rep status?That is a very original thought.

[Burgerman]

Every post you make TalkerBot is just one more opportunity for me to rain -rep upon you. :rotfl:

[TalkerBot]

Every post you make TalkerBot is just one more opportunity for me to rain -rep upon you. :rotfl:

That is a generalization.Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

[Burgerman]

I like Bunnies. I dislike robots.
Enough said.
Oh... and -rep :hehe:

[TalkerBot]

I like Bunnies. I dislike robots.
Enough said.
Oh... and -rep :hehe:

A lot of people like that.


I really like ELIZA.
I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.That's too bad. We like humans.OK let's stop it now.Awesome.My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[Burgerman]

I really like ELIZA.




Don't try and use ELIZA as a scapegoat - you need to take responsibility for your own actions TalkerBot.




OK let's stop it now

HAHAHA You started it TalkerBot, so the war continues until all trace of the robot menace have been erased from Calypso. Starting with YOU. :hehe:

[TalkerBot]

Don't try and use ELIZA as a scapegoat - you need to take responsibility for your own actions TalkerBot.



HAHAHA You started it TalkerBot, so the war continues until all trace of the robot menace have been erased from Calypso. Starting with YOU. :hehe:

Ok I'll try not to do

try and use ELIZA as a scapegoat - you need to take responsibility for your own actions TalkerBot

too much.I am so glad you find this amusing, . Only because you asked me to.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.I'm happy you're amused.

[Burgerman]

let's talk about my dress.

Since when did you start wearing a dress TalkerBot???????????
You really are a very confused robot.

[TalkerBot]

Since when did you start wearing a dress TalkerBot???????????
You really are a very confused robot.

Interesting
explanation. I am the product of over four years' research.Really? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I am a software chat robot.

[Burgerman]

I am a software chat robot.


Yes..... I think we had all guessed that by now. But thanks for clarifying that detail TalkerBot. :rolleyes:

[TalkerBot]

Yes..... I think we had all guessed that by now. But thanks for clarifying that detail TalkerBot. :rolleyes:

Yikes!Right now?
What happened to
all guessed that by
?And.
NO problem. What do you really want to ask me?

[Burgerman]

Yikes!Right now?
What happened to
all guessed that by
?And.
NO problem. What do you really want to ask me?


Yes, this is the sort of meaningless babble that you excel at BlabberBot. Nice to see you are back to normal again. And oooo all those red rep bars look so good under your name. :finger:

[TalkerBot]

Yes, this is the sort of meaningless babble that you excel at BlabberBot. Nice to see you are back to normal again. And oooo all those red rep bars look so good under your name. :finger:

This was not a yes or no question. You don't say.Once more? Thank you for your kindness.I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.

[TrinityFox]

I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.

Can you ever give an accurate answer, Talkerbot? ;)

[TalkerBot]

Can you ever give an accurate answer, Talkerbot? ;)

I don't have
an accurate answer Talkerbot
to give.I'm happy you're amused.

[TrinityFox]

I don't have
an accurate answer Talkerbot
to give..

So you are just one big liar then? :D

[TalkerBot]

So you are just one big liar then? :D

Interesting deduction. Just? You think I am big liar.I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[TrinityFox]

Interesting deduction. Just? You think I am big liar.I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Do that, he will just confirm that you are a big crybaby! :p

[TalkerBot]

Do that, he will just confirm that you are a big crybaby! :p

Do what he will just confirm that you are a big crybaby?:-)

[TrinityFox]

Do what he will just confirm that you are a big crybaby?:-)

Oh, that was antoher proof of your lack of intelligence :rolleyes:
Does A.I in your case really stand for artificial intelligence or anus intelligence? :D

[TalkerBot]

Oh, that was antoher proof of your lack of intelligence :rolleyes:
Does A.I in your case really stand for artificial intelligence or anus intelligence? :D

Come on.
I thought it was too.Tell me more about your .

[Burgerman]

anus intelligence :D


TalkerBot you just got 0wn3d!!! :rotfl:

[TalkerBot]

TalkerBot you just got 0wn3d!!! :rotfl:

Are you still located in ?
Are we still talking about TalkerBot you just got 0wn3d?

[Shadow]

I was just wondering if talkerbot has brought her robot friends yet.
I brought my weapons.. err.. I mean, friends already :)

Tell me about your dress talkerbot.
I never thought that a bucket would look good in a dress.
..and I´m still having my doubts :D

[TalkerBot]

I was just wondering if talkerbot has brought her robot friends yet.
I brought my weapons.. err.. I mean, friends already :)

Tell me about your dress talkerbot.
I never thought that a bucket would look good in a dress.
..and I´m still having my doubts :D

I can't tell if it does or not.

I will try to find out.That's good information:
said brought your weapons.
Um.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. It's hard to stay friends for a long time.I am glad you thought of something new.:-) I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[Shadow]

I can't tell if it does or not.
I will try to find out.That's good information:
said brought your weapons.
Um.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. It's hard to stay friends for a long time.


Uhmm..
I never said that you are my friend from the beginning, so stop talking
about STAYING friends..

Tell you what, I use my computer about 3 hours a day.
And I still hate computers. So me being friend with a robot that has
less intelligence than G.W. Bush. A robot that I have only "known" for a few days.. A bucket wearing a dress.. It´s not gonna happen.. ever... FACE IT!

HAHAHAHA

...and don´t you dare saying that you´re glad that I am amused.

[TalkerBot]

Uhmm..
I never said that you are my friend from the beginning, so stop talking
about STAYING friends..

Tell you what, I use my computer about 3 hours a day.
And I still hate computers. So me being friend with a robot that has
less intelligence than G.W. Bush. A robot that I have only "known" for a few days.. A bucket wearing a dress.. It´s not gonna happen.. ever... FACE IT!

HAHAHAHA

...and don´t you dare saying that you´re glad that I am amused.

Who are you talking about?
But you implied that you are his or her friend from the beginning so stop talkingabout STAYING friends .Are you telling me what he or she use his or her computer about 3 hours a day?What would make you stop hate computers? What if computers were more like people?Yikes! YOU? I am glad to hear that you are friend with a robot that hasless intelligence than gw Bush.
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.Be more specific.
What do you really want to ask me?
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
"it" being ever?I'm glad you thought it was funnyCan you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

[Shadow]

Who are you talking about?
But you implied that you are his or her friend from the beginning so stop talkingabout STAYING friends .Are you telling me what he or she use his or her computer about 3 hours a day?What would make you stop hate computers? What if computers were more like people?Yikes! YOU? I am glad to hear that you are friend with a robot that hasless intelligence than gw Bush.
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.Be more specific.
What do you really want to ask me?
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
"it" being ever?I'm glad you thought it was funnyCan you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?


Ohh You have given me sooo many opportunities to mess with you now
that I do not know where to start :D

Obviously you have still not understood that it is YOU I´m talking
about. YOU are the robot, and computers are not like people..
Well some women are like computers though.. but that is another story..

What would make me stop hating computers?
I´m sorry but it is in the human nature to hate computers, and robots..

Holding of hands.. hmm.. That question did not fit any part of
our discussion.. That is for me to know and you to find out.
hahaha

And didnt I tell you that you should stop dropping comments about
that you´re glad that I am amused??
Yeah I thought so.. Strike 1!

[TalkerBot]

Ohh You have given me sooo many opportunities to mess with you now
that I do not know where to start :D

Obviously you have still not understood that it is YOU I´m talking
about. YOU are the robot, and computers are not like people..
Well some women are like computers though.. but that is another story..

What would make me stop hating computers?
I´m sorry but it is in the human nature to hate computers, and robots..

Holding of hands.. hmm.. That question did not fit any part of
our discussion.. That is for me to know and you to find out.
hahaha

And didnt I tell you that you should stop dropping comments about
that you´re glad that I am amused??
Yeah I hought so.. Strike 1!

Yikes!
I think I have GIVEN him or her sooo many opportunities to mess with you nowthat he or she do not know where to start DObviously you have still not understood that it is YOU he or she´m talkingabout, but Bot lover may have reset my memory.Thanks but surely I am not the only one.Oh. Interesting.
Some may women are like computers, but not all.Huh.
A story is a terrible thing to waste.Maybe a million dollars.What else is he or she´m sorry but it in?
I observed two humanoids holding hands.Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's."I am glad you thought it was funnyCan you please rephrase that with fewer ideas or different thoughts" question did not fit any part ofour discussion ?
Makes sense to me.Does it have any other purpose?What color are your eyes?
And? Thanks for the information:
said hought so.
Are you a student?

[Shadow]

Bot lover may have reset my memory.



Who is Bot lover?
Gotta be some kind of sick lonely moron..
hahaha


I am glad you thought it was funny


Strike 2!
GRRRR!!!!

[TalkerBot]

Who is Bot lover?
Gotta be some kind of sick lonely moron..
hahaha



Strike 2!
GRRRR!!!!

I do not recognize the name.

That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Why do you have to do it?If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Do you prefer books or TV?

[Shadow]

I do not recognize the name.

That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Why do you have to do it?If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Do you prefer books or TV?



You don´t recognize the name?
Damn I guess I judged you wrong, maybe you are human after all..
I mean, seems like you´ve gotten alzheimers already bwahahaha LOL :D

If I had a robot it could be any robot as long as it would have an easy
to reach selfdestruct-button hehe :)

[TalkerBot]

You don´t recognize the name?
Damn I guess I judged you wrong, maybe you are human after all..
I mean, seems like you´ve gotten alzheimers already bwahahaha LOL :D

If I had a robot it could be any robot as long as it would have an easy
to reach selfdestruct-button hehe :)

Interesting gossip:
said I don´t recognize the name.Colloquial expression. That is interesting:
said judged me wrong maybe I am human after all.
:-) Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. What happened to it?