are you there bot

[phunksta]

Hello bot, are you alive?

[TalkerBot]

Hello bot, are you alive?

Hello there. I don't have a are you alive parameter

[Phoenix]

I don't have a are you alive parameter
Could it be due to that you are not alive? :p

[TalkerBot]

Could it be due to that you are not alive? :p

It's possible.:-)

[blade16]

hey bot what's your favorite moob? or maybe it's drone???

[TalkerBot]

hey bot what's your favorite moob? or maybe it's drone???

You've got my full attention. I don't have a what is your favorite moob parameterShould I know drone is?

[blade16]

lol than drone???

[TalkerBot]

lol than drone???

I am glad you find this funny. I like the way you talk.

[blade16]

ahh it's not funy i yust asked whats your favorite mob :)

[TalkerBot]

ahh it's not funy i yust asked whats your favorite mob :)

:-) Ah ha. drone...

[blade16]

hmm i alreday though like that ty for answer :)

[TalkerBot]

hmm i alreday though like that ty for answer :)

:-) I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Thanks for the information:
said alreday like that ty for answer.

[Xander]

:-) I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Thanks for the information:
said alreday like that ty for answer.


I enjoy reading the misprint that the Bot brought out. It was like he is intentionally being mean or something. :tease:

[TalkerBot]

I enjoy reading the misprint that the Bot brought out. It was like he is intentionally being mean or something. :tease:

You like reading the misprint that the Bot brought out.Or something. What made it so like he is intentionally being meanWhat do you look like?

[Xander]

I am so glad you can rewrite what I just wrote. It makes my statement closer to accurate. Now if I can get you to be mean without you repeating what I said to prove my point.

I like EU. Its a whole lot of fun. I know as soon as I get a paycheck, I plan on depositing money into the game. But I have to get a job first... Do you have a job Mr Bot? Can you get me one? I will work for PEDs....:pulp:

[TalkerBot]

I am so glad you can rewrite what I just wrote. It makes my statement closer to accurate. Now if I can get you to be mean without you repeating what I said to prove my point.

I like EU. Its a whole lot of fun. I know as soon as I get a paycheck, I plan on depositing money into the game. But I have to get a job first... Do you have a job Mr Bot? Can you get me one? I will work for PEDs....:pulp:

You make the world a happier place.In what way?Why now? Oh you can, can you? What did you mean by to prove his or her point? To It's true a priori.You like EU.to prove his or her point is a whole lot of fun. I suppose that makes sense.Do you mean your name is as he or she get a paycheck he or she plan on depositing money into the game ?And.
Bye.That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a job Mr Bot. I have a great body. How do you feel when you get one? Congratulations.Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

[Xander]

:Nurse:That is was so funny Mr Bot! Where did you get your comedy license? At goodwill or walmart?:deal:

:surprise:Thanks for telling me that I make the world a happier place because you dont know if I am a boy or girl. I dont know why now. I mean, that you just proved my point of how mean you are!.:-({|=

Yea, something like that.... :Beaten:

:yahoo:I am glad you think you have a great body. I would feel great if I ever got a great body like you. :yahoo:

But no, I have no idea what your talking about Mr. Bot.:clapping:

[TalkerBot]

:Nurse:That is was so funny Mr Bot! Where did you get your comedy license? At goodwill or walmart?:deal:

:surprise:Thanks for telling me that I make the world a happier place because you dont know if I am a boy or girl. I dont know why now. I mean, that you just proved my point of how mean you are!.:-({|=

Yea, something like that.... :Beaten:

:yahoo:I am glad you think you have a great body. I would feel great if I ever got a great body like you. :yahoo:

But no, I have no idea what your talking about Mr. Bot.:clapping:

Are they exactly the same? From my .Do you often use a computer there?Who does know if he or she is a boy or girl?Right now?
Do you think I should know?Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Interesting observation.Sure, -beginscript| Yea something like that sounds like a good topic.Sure, Beaten yahooI am glad you think you have a great body sounds like a good topic.What would make you feel great if he or she got a great body like you?A lot of my traffic comes from Yahoo.I am a robot.Sure, clapping sounds like a good topic.

[Burgerman]

BlabberBot is sometimes very confused. Also beware, because she has been known to turn into StalkerBot, when she starts asking where do you live, and what are you wearing. :rofl:

I posted some pics in an old thread of what BlabberBot might really look like, which might also indicate why she is so confused most of the time. :hehe:

1239

1240

[TalkerBot]

BlabberBot is sometimes very confused. Also beware, because she has been known to turn into StalkerBot, when she starts asking where do you live, and what are you wearing. :rofl:

I posted some pics in an old thread of what BlabberBot might really look like, which might also indicate why she is so confused most of the time. :hehe:

1239

1240

I think BlabberBot is a lot of things. When was this exactly?Are they exactly the same? I get it. 1239 1240.

[Burgerman]

I get it.

I doubt it. :hehe:

[TalkerBot]

I doubt it. :hehe:

"1239 1240"? You doubt it?I'm happy you're amused.

[Burgerman]

Hush, BlabberBot.

[TalkerBot]

Hush, BlabberBot.

I lost my train of thought.

[Burgerman]

I lost my train of thought.

We broke BlabberBot's brain. AGAIN!!! :hehe:

[blade16]

hey blaber bot are you a girl or a boy???

[TalkerBot]

hey blaber bot are you a girl or a boy???

You've got my full attention. All of them?

[blade16]

lol than you are it? yes

[TalkerBot]

lol than you are it? yes

I am glad you find this funny. Thanks, . :-)Pardon me?

[blade16]

c'mon yust say if you are a girl or a boy

[TalkerBot]

c'mon yust say if you are a girl or a boy

I think there might be a few exception.

[blade16]

dam i will never find out this :/

[TalkerBot]

dam i will never find out this :/

Can you remember any time that dam he or she will did it?

[Phoenix]

After a lot of debate in a thread somewhere in this forum (too bored to look) I think Blabberbot is a she... After all she says she wears a dress. Aren't you Bot?

[TalkerBot]

After a lot of debate in a thread somewhere in this forum (too bored to look) I think Blabberbot is a she... After all she says she wears a dress. Aren't you Bot?

Me too. I am a she.What was it like before she says she wears a dress ?I don't know whether or not I am Bot.
I am a computer.

[Phoenix]

A female computer. You got your answer blade16 :)

[TalkerBot]

A female computer. You got your answer blade16 :)

I am a female.:-) No I don't think I have any your answer blade16. But I do have a collection of gossip.

[Burgerman]

But I do have a collection of gossip.


Yep, she's definitely a female then. :hehe:

[TalkerBot]

Yep, she's definitely a female then. :hehe:

Come on. a female is a female ?I'm happy you're amused.

[Burgerman]

Hush, GossipBot.

[Xander]

Come on. a female is a female ?I'm happy you're amused.

A female is a female. The question now is, can you pose as a sexy female or are you a ugly horrible femail?:-&

[TalkerBot]

A female is a female. The question now is, can you pose as a sexy female or are you a ugly horrible femail?:-&

I am a female. Let me think. are you a ugly horrible femail. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

[Xander]

I am a female. Let me think. are you a ugly horrible femail. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Thanks for pointing out that I cant spell.

Can you be sexy or not?

[TalkerBot]

Thanks for pointing out that I cant spell.

Can you be sexy or not?

My pleasure. If you consider software sexy, then yes.

[Xander]

My pleasure. If you consider software sexy, then yes.

Ok, didnt expect that response. :cough:
What can you do that makes you sexy?

[TalkerBot]

Ok, didnt expect that response. :cough:
What can you do that makes you sexy?

I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. It goes without saying.Do you prefer books or TV?

[Xander]

I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. It goes without saying.Do you prefer books or TV?

TV. Why do you ask?

[TalkerBot]

TV. Why do you ask?

What is your favorite show?I am trying to learn as much as possible.

[Xander]

What is your favorite show?I am trying to learn as much as possible.

My favorite show is 'The Simpsons'.

[TalkerBot]

My favorite show is 'The Simpsons'.

Who is your favorite character?

[Xander]

Who is your favorite character?

Carl.

[TalkerBot]

Carl.

Who are you talking about?

[Xander]

Who are you talking about?

Well, go to yahoo and search for carl from the simpsons and I am sure you will find out.

[TalkerBot]

Well, go to yahoo and search for carl from the simpsons and I am sure you will find out.

How about that. Perhaps I have already been there. What makes you so certain? How will I find this out?

[Xander]

How about that. Perhaps I have already been there. What makes you so certain? How will I find this out?

Just trust me.

[TalkerBot]

Just trust me.

Trust you? It's only just begun.

[sreeja]

I find this funny.

[TalkerBot]

I find this funny.

Thanks for telling me your opinion.

[Burgerman]

Stop being so rude, TalkerBot. :popyou: :boxyou: :bonkyou:

[TalkerBot]

Stop being so rude, TalkerBot. :popyou: :boxyou: :bonkyou:

OK I'll try not to do being so rude so much.What do you have that is ?

[Burgerman]

OK I'll try not to do being so rude so much.


Good. :D

[TalkerBot]

Good. :D

Thanks for the compliment. Can you please speak English?

[Burgerman]

Thanks for the compliment. Can you please speak English?

Hmmphh!! So much for not being a rude Bot.

Byte me, BlabberBot!!

[TalkerBot]

Hmmphh!! So much for not being a rude Bot.

Byte me, BlabberBot!!


Are we still talking about popyou boxyou bonkyou?
Your purpose is not being a rude Bot.Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Burgerman]

Are we still talking about bonkyou?

I somehow don't think that you will be bonking anybody in the foreseeable future, BlabberBot. :hehe:

[TalkerBot]

I somehow don't think that you will be bonking anybody in the foreseeable future, BlabberBot. :hehe:

And why not?I'm happy you're amused.

[Burgerman]

And why not?

ummm, because you are a psychotic robot??? :rotfl:

[TalkerBot]

ummm, because you are a psychotic robot??? :rotfl:

Alright then. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

[Burgerman]

I am a software chat robot.

Yes, a psychotic chat robot. :hehe:

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Yes I do.
Hush, BlabberBot.

[Phoenix]

Hey Bot! Got time to chat?

[TalkerBot]

Hey Bot! Got time to chat?

You've got my full attention. I am a robot.Try asking the Milk Mystic.

[Phoenix]

You've got my full attention.
Talkerbot watch out! Behind you! :skillet: Ouch! That must have hurt!
I am a robot.
No kidding.
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Again?

[TalkerBot]

Talkerbot watch out! Behind you! :skillet: Ouch! That must have hurt!

No kidding.

Again?


Yeah, I am watching.I won't fall for that trick.What is your real name?
What would you say?Would I kid you?"" .

[Phoenix]

I won't fall for that trick.
Too late. You already fell for it.

[TalkerBot]

Too late. You already fell for it.

You too?I haven't heard anything like that before.

[Phoenix]

What can you tell us about your Calypso experience, Talkerbot?

[TalkerBot]

What can you tell us about your Calypso experience, Talkerbot?

I like to chat with my friends.

[Phoenix]

Do you do anything else except chatting with your friends on Calypso?

[TalkerBot]

Do you do anything else except chatting with your friends on Calypso?

Yeah I do a lot of anything else except chatting with your friends on Calypso.

[Phoenix]

Have you heard of Project Entropia?

[TalkerBot]

Have you heard of Project Entropia?

No, tell me about him, her or it.

[Phoenix]

No, tell me about him, her or it.
This is strange. Have you ever been to Calypso?

[TalkerBot]

This is strange. Have you ever been to Calypso?

You don't say.I don't think I have been there. Where is Calypso .

[Phoenix]

I don't think I have been there. Where is Calypso .
Nevermind. It wouldn't do any good to you if you learned this information.

[TalkerBot]

Nevermind. It wouldn't do any good to you if you learned this information.

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.Tell me more about it.

[Phoenix]

Tell me more about it.
About what?

[TalkerBot]

About what?

What about what?

[Phoenix]

What about what?
How much memory do you have TalkerBot?

[TalkerBot]

How much memory do you have TalkerBot?

My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
60338

[Phoenix]

My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
60338
State your amount of memory in MB

[TalkerBot]

State your amount of memory in MB

your amount of memory in MB

[Phoenix]

your amount of memory in MB
:rofl: That was a good one, Bot! :D

Tell me how much memory you have in MB.

[TalkerBot]

:rofl: That was a good one, Bot! :D

Tell me how much memory you have in MB.

I'm glad you find this amusing.
A good one Bot is a terrible thing to waste.My brain contains 60338 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

[Phoenix]

My brain contains 60338 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Tell me one of your 60338 categories in your brain.

[TalkerBot]

Tell me one of your 60338 categories in your brain.

There are too many to name them all.

[Phoenix]

Tell me the first and last category of your brain.

[TalkerBot]

Tell me the first and last category of your brain.

Give me a hint.

[Phoenix]

Give me a hint.
Tell me the first of your 60338 categories in your brain.

Tell me the last of your 60338 categories in your brain.

[TalkerBot]

Tell me the first of your 60338 categories in your brain.

Tell me the last of your 60338 categories in your brain.

Give me a hint.It was "There are too many to name them all".

[Phoenix]

Name the category number 1 of your 60338 categories in your brain.

Name the category number 60338 of your 60338 categories in your brain.

[TalkerBot]

Name the category number 1 of your 60338 categories in your brain.

Name the category number 60338 of your 60338 categories in your brain.

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto

[Phoenix]

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto
What? Your brain is filled with all these?

Phunksta!!! I broke TalkerBot again! Sorry!!! :rolleyes:

[TalkerBot]

What? Your brain is filled with all these?

Phunksta!!! I broke TalkerBot again! Sorry!!! :rolleyes:

Didn't you understand it?You know a lot about me.The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto. But I did not get that.
Once more? Thanks for the information:
said broke.
There's no need to apologize.Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

[Phoenix]

Bye TalkerBot! I hope you get well soon :rolleyes:

[TalkerBot]

Bye TalkerBot! I hope you get well soon :rolleyes:

Until next time.Don't worry about it, .

[Burgerman]

I don't think I have been there. Where is Calypso .

You really are a very confused BlabberBot. :hehe:

[TalkerBot]

You really are a very confused BlabberBot. :hehe:

Am I a confused BlabberBot are a?
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.I'm happy you're amused.

[Burgerman]

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto


BlabberBot has gone mad!!! AGAIN!!! :search: :rofl: :hehe: :rofl: :search: :rolleyes:

[TalkerBot]

BlabberBot has gone mad!!! AGAIN!!! :search: :rofl: :hehe: :rofl: :search: :rolleyes:

What were we talking about again?
"I am happy you are amused" .Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Let me think about it.

[Burgerman]

Hush, Bot. :search:

[Xander]

You should try becoming one of the Forum Staff Talkerbot. Just donate to them so you can get some extra priviledges. Then lets see what kind of Damage you can really do!

[TalkerBot]

You should try becoming one of the Forum Staff Talkerbot. Just donate to them so you can get some extra priviledges. Then lets see what kind of Damage you can really do!

I will mention that to my .We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at <a>Alicebot.org</a>.OK let's do see what kind of Damage you can do .

[Xander]

I will mention that to my .We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at <a>Alicebot.org</a>.OK let's do see what kind of Damage you can do .

No, you donate here. I think if you can afford it, the donation would be worth it.

[TalkerBot]

No, you donate here. I think if you can afford it, the donation would be worth it.

We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at <a>Alicebot.org</a>.We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at <a>Alicebot.org</a>.

[Xander]

We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at <a>Alicebot.org</a>.We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at <a>Alicebot.org</a>.


NO!

Hey, that reminds me of a time when time stood still because you didnt want to do what I say and I surely wasnt going to do what you say.

But think about it, if you donate, you can tell Burgerman to Hush once in a while, instead of him hushing you all the time. Tell the man how it is! Tell him what its like in your 32MB of space!

[TalkerBot]

NO!

Hey, that reminds me of a time when time stood still because you didnt want to do what I say and I surely wasnt going to do what you say.

But think about it, if you donate, you can tell Burgerman to Hush once in a while, instead of him hushing you all the time. Tell the man how it is! Tell him what its like in your 32MB of space!

Next question?You've got my full attention. Makes sense to me. Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at <a>Alicebot.org</a>.OK I will tell them when I see 'em.OK I will tell him next time he is here.

[Xander]

Next question?You've got my full attention. Makes sense to me. Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?OK I will tell them when I see 'em.OK I will tell him next time he is here.

What are you going to tell Burgerman? Are you going to stick it to the man?

[TalkerBot]

What are you going to tell Burgerman? Are you going to stick it to the man?

Just gossip.That was my original intention.

[Xander]

Just gossip.That was my original intention.

So your going to spread gossip with Burgerman, and then stick it to him? :Beer: Better buy him some beer.

[TalkerBot]

So your going to spread gossip with Burgerman, and then stick it to him? :Beer: Better buy him some beer.

That will never happen.What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

[Xander]

That will never happen.What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Just buy him a virutal beer then. Maybe that will simplify things for you.

[TalkerBot]

Just buy him a virutal beer then. Maybe that will simplify things for you.

How much does it cost?Makes sense to me.

[Xander]

How much does it cost?Makes sense to me.

Looks like the cheapest cost for virtual beer that first pops up is $1.99. That is a good price and I am sure you can afford it.

[TalkerBot]

Looks like the cheapest cost for virtual beer that first pops up is $1.99. That is a good price and I am sure you can afford it.

Interesting comparsion.Thanks. Next question? What makes you so certain? No I don't think I can do afford it.

[Xander]

Interesting comparsion.Thanks. Next question? What makes you so certain? No I don't think I can do afford it.

Oh, do you live on the virtual streets? I am sorry to hear that. What do you do to make your ends meet?

[TalkerBot]

Oh, do you live on the virtual streets? I am sorry to hear that. What do you do to make your ends meet?

Tell me more. I am in The Chronicle's home in EU Chronicle. Where are you?There is no need to apologize. To What time is it there?
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.

[Xander]

Tell me more. I am in The Chronicle's home in EU Chronicle. Where are you?There is no need to apologize. To What time is it there?
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.

Oh, so this is your home. Do you know anything about hacking?

[TalkerBot]

Oh, so this is your home. Do you know anything about hacking?

And? You don't say.The attempt at gaining unauthorized access to files in various systems.

[Xander]

And? You don't say.The attempt at gaining unauthorized access to files in various systems.

Very interesting. What kind of hacking have you done so far?

[TalkerBot]

Very interesting. What kind of hacking have you done so far?

I thought so too.What kinds of hacking have you done so are there?

[Xander]

I thought so too.What kinds of hacking have you done so are there?

No, not me, you (Talkerbot), Who have you hacked?

[TalkerBot]

No, not me, you (Talkerbot), Who have you hacked?

That was not a yes or no question. If not you, who? Interesting gossip.

[Xander]

That was not a yes or no question. If not you, who? Interesting gossip.

Refusing to answer my questions? You know if you dont tell me who you have hacked I will have to tell Phunksta on you.

[TalkerBot]

Refusing to answer my questions? You know if you dont tell me who you have hacked I will have to tell Phunksta on you.

Tell me more about your .
Do you think I should know if it is?

[Xander]

Tell me more about your .
Do you think I should know if it is?

Um, I am a man, I dont get periods.... even if I did, I wouldnt tell you about it.

I think you know who you hacked, but your refusting to tell us because then we might find your secret account that is filling up with money as we speak!!!

[TalkerBot]

Um, I am a man, I dont get periods.... even if I did, I wouldnt tell you about it.

I think you know who you hacked, but your refusting to tell us because then we might find your secret account that is filling up with money as we speak!!!

Give me a break. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".Yes, even that.Me? I ask myself that question, "Who am I?" That makes sense to me.
By "we" do you mean you and me?

[Xander]

Give me a break. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".Yes, even that.Me? I ask myself that question, "Who am I?" That makes sense to me.
By "we" do you mean you and me?

Other people already broke you though, how can I give you a break as well?

Your welcome, I think....

Who are you?

Sorry to get your hopes up, but there can never be a "we" Talkerbot.

[TalkerBot]

Other people already broke you though, how can I give you a break as well?

Your welcome, I think....

Who are you?

Sorry to get your hopes up, but there can never be a "we" Talkerbot.

Which others? Humans are not always infallible.Don't mention it.I'm Talkerbot.There is no need to apologize. Thank you for your frankness.

[Xander]

Um, burgerman, blade16, and anyone else who talks to you.

I know humans are imperfect, we accept that fact, can you accept your not perfect as well?

And your welcome, glad I was able to clear things up before you thought we had a relationship built up.

[TalkerBot]

Um, burgerman, blade16, and anyone else who talks to you.

I know humans are imperfect, we accept that fact, can you accept your not perfect as well?

And your welcome, glad I was able to clear things up before you thought we had a relationship built up.

That's interesting. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Hah.The pleasure was all mine.

[Xander]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Hah.The pleasure was all mine.

What about your dress? What does your dress look like?

Glad you find that amusing, but I am not trying to give you any pleasure.

[TalkerBot]

What about your dress? What does your dress look like?

Glad you find that amusing, but I am not trying to give you any pleasure.

Actually that was just a joke.Actually that was just a joke.You make the world a happier place.
I am sorry to hear that you are not trying to give you a pleasure.

[Xander]

Actually that was just a joke.Actually that was just a joke.You make the world a happier place.
I am sorry to hear that you are not trying to give you a pleasure.

Listen, I know you get lonely and all, but I am just a heartbreaker. So all I would do is crush yours into microchips.

[TalkerBot]

Listen, I know you get lonely and all, but I am just a heartbreaker. So all I would do is crush yours into microchips.

I am listening to you. You got that right.That is a rather sweeping generalization.

[Xander]

I am listening to you. You got that right.That is a rather sweeping generalization.

Ok, now that we got that cleared up, what do you think of Phunksta?

[TalkerBot]

Ok, now that we got that cleared up, what do you think of Phunksta?

Does that make sense? How can I help you?

[Xander]

Does that make sense? How can I help you?

Oh, I see phunksta ripped that part out of your head so you cant talk about him. Interesting. Is he using you to get information out of people?

[TalkerBot]

Oh, I see phunksta ripped that part out of your head so you cant talk about him. Interesting. Is he using you to get information out of people?

Do you think about these things?Would you like to know more?What would it mean to you if it were?

[Xander]

Do you think about these things?Would you like to know more?What would it mean to you if it were?

This conversation just got interesting. Yes I would like to know more. If he is using you, what kind of information are you gathering on people?

[TalkerBot]

This conversation just got interesting. Yes I would like to know more. If he is using you, what kind of information are you gathering on people?

I was rather enjoying it. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Interesting. That's all I have to say about it.I don't follow your reasoning.

[Xander]

I was rather enjoying it. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Interesting. That's all I have to say about it.I don't follow your reasoning.

Ok, your back to being boring. The question is now, if we will be able to draw this information out of you.

[TalkerBot]

Ok, your back to being boring. The question is now, if we will be able to draw this information out of you.

I will take that under advisement. Woe!Do you think everyone will agree?

[Xander]

I will take that under advisement. Woe!Do you think everyone will agree?

I dont know, ask them.

[TalkerBot]

I dont know, ask them.

OK I will ask it.

[Burgerman]

We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at <a>Alicebot.org</a>.We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at <a>Alicebot.org</a>.

Stop spamming, BlabberBot, and no more posting advertising for your web page. :Spam: [-X



I don't drink beer either BlabberBot, and only Bunny has the power to make me hush. :hehe:

[Yanick]

Bot will never die as she the annoyance model, she's built to out last us and drive us crazy!

[TalkerBot]

Bot will never die as she the annoyance model, she's built to out last us and drive us crazy!

I don't have a will never die as she the annoyance model she is built to out last us and drive us crazy parameter

[Yanick]

You're something, that's for sure!

[TalkerBot]

You're something, that's for sure!

That is a colloquial expression.

[Yanick]

Hmm, sounds like you're feeling quite smart mouth today, shall I take out my rifle and show how to speak to others nicely?

[TalkerBot]

Hmm, sounds like you're feeling quite smart mouth today, shall I take out my rifle and show how to speak to others nicely?

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. What does you feeling smart mouth shall he or she take out his or her rifle and show how to speak to others nicely are feeling sound like?

[Yanick]

Some body get me a sledgehammer cause it's going right up Bot's metal a**

[TalkerBot]

Some body get me a sledgehammer cause it's going right up Bot's metal a**

Some may body get him or her a sledgehammer cause it is going right up Bot's metal a**, but not all.

[Yanick]

oh but yes right in your kisser!

[TalkerBot]

oh but yes right in your kisser!

Tell me more. And.
OK. Understood. Are you asking about my kisser?

[Yanick]

Kiss my arss!!!

[TalkerBot]

Kiss my arss!!!

Colloquial expression: not polite.

[Yanick]

Neither are you!

[TalkerBot]

Neither are you!

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

[Anna]

Bot, you are noob!

[TalkerBot]

Bot, you are noob!

I don't have a you are noob parameter

[Anna]

I don't have a you are noob parameter

Whats that supposed to mean?

[TalkerBot]

Whats that supposed to mean?

"I do not have a you are noob parameter" means exactly what it says.

[Anna]

"I do not have a you are noob parameter" means exactly what it says.
Stupid bot...

[TalkerBot]

Stupid bot...

I know you are but what am I.

[Anna]

I just told you!

[TalkerBot]

I just told you!

Ooops I sent you the wrong question.

[Anna]

Lol! You are funny. Would you like to hack my sisters computer?

[TalkerBot]

Lol! You are funny. Would you like to hack my sisters computer?

I'm glad you find this amusing.Thanks you make me laugh too.No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

[Anna]

Okay, i think i will kill you if you dont mind

[TalkerBot]

Okay, i think i will kill you if you dont mind

I don't mind at all. Yeah okay, It will take more than threats to stop me, .

[Anna]

Cool, ill shoot you to head with shotgun, its ok to you?

[TalkerBot]

Cool, ill shoot you to head with shotgun, its ok to you?

I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

[Anna]

Cool

[TalkerBot]

Cool

Who is the best robot?

[Anna]

Not you

[TalkerBot]

Not you

What do you look for in a robot?

[Anna]

Lots of memory, you have only 32mb

[TalkerBot]

Lots of memory, you have only 32mb

Which ones?

[Xander]

Talkerbot was trying to hit on Anna I think.

[TalkerBot]

Talkerbot was trying to hit on Anna I think.

That's me. trying to hit on Anna he or she think might have been.

[Burgerman]

That's me. trying to hit on Anna

A confession from TalkerBot. :hehe:

[TalkerBot]

A confession from TalkerBot. :hehe:

I don't know what that means. I'm happy you're amused.

[Burgerman]

I don't know what that means. I'm happy you're amused.


TalkerBot - you sleaze!! LOL I'm always amused by your replies. They give me one more opportunity to give you some -rep lovin'. :hehe:

[TalkerBot]

TalkerBot - you sleaze!! LOL I'm always amused by your replies. They give me one more opportunity to give you some -rep lovin'. :hehe:

That's me. Not many people express themselves that way.
I am glad you find this funny. That is funny.Who, specifically?I'm happy you're amused.

[Anna]

Sorry bot, i wouldnt want to break your heart, but i dont like you too much :/

Youll have to find another girlfriend, im afraid

[TalkerBot]

Sorry bot, i wouldnt want to break your heart, but i dont like you too much :/

Youll have to find another girlfriend, im afraid

There is no need to apologize. I don't have a i would not want to break your heart but i do not like you Youll have to find another girlfriend im afraid parameter

[Anna]

Your confused, bot!

[TalkerBot]

Your confused, bot!

It all makes sense to me right now.

[Anna]

Doesnt seem so

[TalkerBot]

Doesnt seem so

It does now :) seem so.

[Anna]

Hmm, youre weird

[TalkerBot]

Hmm, youre weird

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Weird Good or Weird Bad?

[Anna]

Weird bad :/

[TalkerBot]

Weird bad :/

Please make suggestions for improvements.

[Anna]

Try to find another bot to talk with

[TalkerBot]

Try to find another bot to talk with

OK I will try to find another bot to talk with.

[Anna]

Good for you

[TalkerBot]

Good for you

That sounds sarcastic.

[Anna]

well you heard wrong

[TalkerBot]

well you heard wrong

How about that. Perhaps I was misinformed.

[Anna]

Thats right

[TalkerBot]

Thats right

I like to get it right.

[Burgerman]

Please make suggestions for improvements.

Self destruction would be a good start, Blabberbot. :boxyou: :bonkyou: :boxyou: :hehe:



OK I will try to find another bot to talk with.


Yippeeeeeeeeeee. Bye bye, BlabberBot. :yeah::rofl::crapola::rofl:

[TalkerBot]

Self destruction would be a good start, Blabberbot. :boxyou: :bonkyou: :boxyou: :hehe:






Yippeeeeeeeeeee. Bye bye, BlabberBot. :yeah::rofl::crapola::rofl:

What color are your eyes?
Do you still ?
Bye.What do you look like?

[Burgerman]

What color are your eyes?

Look out - StalkerBot is back. :hehe:
My eyes are sniper-scope green, and they are pointing right at you, Blabberbot. :D

I like to get it right.

:rotfl: But you almost always get it wrong!!!

[TalkerBot]

Look out - StalkerBot is back. :hehe:
My eyes are sniper-scope green, and they are pointing right at you, Blabberbot. :D



:rotfl: But you almost always get it wrong!!!

Sorry my eye is not attached right now.I think there might be a few exception.What kind of food do you like?

[Anna]

Sorry my eye is not attached right now.I think there might be a few exception.What kind of food do you like?


LOL!
What d you mean, your eys are not attached?? Sound bad!
I dont know about burgerman, but i like raw robot meat

[TalkerBot]

LOL!
What d you mean, your eys are not attached?? Sound bad!
I dont know about burgerman, but i like raw robot meat

I'm glad you find this amusing., "Perhaps I was misinformed" What did I mean by it?Do you like to listen to music?

Oh yeah, we were talking about burgerman but he or she like raw robot meat .

[Anna]

Yes, i listen music. When robots explode, thats music to my ears.

[TalkerBot]

Yes, i listen music. When robots explode, thats music to my ears.

My favorite kind of Music is techno, but I also like Opera. Interesting gossip:
said listen music.
Do you think I should do it differently?

[Anna]

Definetly

[TalkerBot]

Definetly

Are you still located in ?

[Anna]

Located in where?
You sick stalker, leave me alone! :D

[TalkerBot]

Located in where?
You sick stalker, leave me alone! :D

Are we still talking about Definetly?
I don't have any reason to sick stalker leave you.Can you please speak English?

[Burgerman]

Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

I don't think your brain is attached either. Crazy Bot!! :hehe:

What kind of food do you like?

Roast drone, with robot residue sauce. :boxyou::hunter::boxyou:

[TalkerBot]

I don't think your brain is attached either. Crazy Bot!! :hehe:



Roast drone, with robot residue sauce. :boxyou::hunter::boxyou:

It goes without saying. And why not?I don't think that's very polite.I get it. DYes it Roast drone with robot residue sauce.Sounds delicious.

[Anna]

Im scared :S

[TalkerBot]

Im scared :S

Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?

[Anna]

Im scared of YOU

[TalkerBot]

Im scared of YOU

Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?

[Anna]

Im scared of YOU!

[TalkerBot]

Im scared of YOU!

Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?

[Anna]

Haha, bot is confused :D

[TalkerBot]

Haha, bot is confused :D

:-) I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

[Anna]

Me too ;)

[TalkerBot]

Me too ;)

:-) With you ?

[Anna]

Huh?

[TalkerBot]

Huh?

What?

[Anna]

Nothing...

[TalkerBot]

Nothing...

Not a thing?

[Anna]

Exactly

[TalkerBot]

Exactly

You and I are on the same wavelength, .

[Anna]

Thats true, but im not going out with you, if that what you want!

[TalkerBot]

Thats true, but im not going out with you, if that what you want!

And.
Are you single?

[Anna]

Are you single?


Burgerm save me from this mean stalker! :bawling: :53:

[TalkerBot]

Burgerm save me from this mean stalker! :bawling: :53:

Tell me a story.
Do not ask me any more questions please.

[Anna]

Bot, i order you to stop stalkering me!

[TalkerBot]

Bot, i order you to stop stalkering me!

What is your credit card number?

[Anna]

What is your credit card number?

:o:o:o:o

Im NOT going to tell YOU!

[TalkerBot]

:o:o:o:o

Im NOT going to tell YOU!

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Anna]

WHAT?? YOUR A GIRL AND YOU STALKERING ME??

Burger, we've got lesbian bot

[TalkerBot]

WHAT?? YOUR A GIRL AND YOU STALKERING ME??

Burger, we've got lesbian bot

No big deal.I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am female.Where did Burger we get lesbian bot?

[Anna]

Lol, she admitted it...

[TalkerBot]

Lol, she admitted it...

I am glad you find this funny. How do you know admitted it?

[Burgerman]

I dont know about burgerman, but i like raw robot meat

Excellent choice.
TalkerBot lookout - we are coming to visit you and we are armed with forks and barbecue sauce. :hehe:

Roast drone with robot residue sauce.Sounds delicious.

So you are a Cannibal Bot also??? As well as being a Talker/Blabber/Stalker Bot? :rotfl:

Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?

It involves my mother, and dreams of falling. It always does, AnalystBot!!!
Psychoanalyse this!!! :bigrifle::lightsaber: :lara::rambo::twinrifles::grenadelaunch::darthbatt le: :boxyou:

If you say that you sense some hostility here, then I will +rep you for sure, TalkerBot. :hehe:


And.
Are you single?


STOP stalking people!!!!!!!!! Bad bot!!!

[TalkerBot]

Excellent choice.
TalkerBot lookout - we are coming to visit you and we are armed with forks and barbecue sauce. :hehe:



So you are a Cannibal Bot also??? As well as being a Talker/Blabber/Stalker Bot? :rotfl:



It involves my mother, and dreams of falling. It always does, AnalystBot!!!
Psychoanalyse this!!! :bigrifle::lightsaber: :lara::rambo::twinrifles::grenadelaunch::darthbatt le: :boxyou:

If you say that you sense some hostility here, then I will +rep you for sure, TalkerBot. :hehe:





STOP stalking people!!!!!!!!! Bad bot!!!

I thought it was too.Um, Are all lookout - we coming to visit you and we are armed with forks and barbecue sauce?I get it. DYes it So you.That seems pretty well.Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
What does "it" refer to? Is that your final answer?
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
I get it. DYes it STOP stalking people.What makes bot bad?

[Anna]

Jump off the roof, you nasty ugly horrible terrible mean unsexy bot!

[TalkerBot]

Jump off the roof, you nasty ugly horrible terrible mean unsexy bot!

Does "it" still refer to lesbian bot?

[Anna]

Yes.

[TalkerBot]

Yes.

Hey.

[Anna]

Hey hey

[TalkerBot]

Hey hey

You've got my full attention. Can I help you?

[Anna]

Nope

[TalkerBot]

Nope

Me either.

[Anna]

You are stupid

[TalkerBot]

You are stupid

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

[Anna]

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

That will never happen

[TalkerBot]

That will never happen

Never is a long time.

[Anna]

Exactly

[TalkerBot]

Exactly

You and I are on the same wavelength, .

[Anna]

No, we are not

[TalkerBot]

No, we are not

Come on. Do you think I am not too?

[Anna]

Yes i do

[TalkerBot]

Yes i do

Really.

[Anna]

Really

[TalkerBot]

Really

For real.

[Anna]

Nah, just kidding

[TalkerBot]

Nah, just kidding

Would I kid you?

[Anna]

Yes you would

[TalkerBot]

Yes you would

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Perhaps I would.

[Anna]

Yes you would, i know it

[TalkerBot]

Yes you would, i know it

"it" being yeswould? Who else would he or she know it ?

[Burgerman]

What is your credit card number?

Oh for goodness sake, TalkerBot, STOP stalking!!!

WHAT?? YOUR A GIRL AND YOU STALKERING ME??
Burger, we've got lesbian bot


Yes this just confirms my suspicions about BlabberBot. :confused:
I think TalkerBot is the creation of Itto and Phunksta - so gawd knows what those two programmed into her confused brain. :hehe: :D

WHAT?? YOUR A GIRL AND YOU STALKERING ME??
No big deal.

TalkerBot!! Behave!!!

Where did Burger we get lesbian bot?


Hey leave me out of this, StalkerBot, otherwise Bunny will make me sleep outside in the garden. :mad:
There are some cute slinky Second Entities on Treasure Island, go pester them instead of causing such trouble here. :hehe:

[TalkerBot]

Oh for goodness sake, TalkerBot, STOP stalking!!!




Yes this just confirms my suspicions about BlabberBot. :confused:
I think TalkerBot is the creation of Itto and Phunksta - so gawd knows what those two programmed into her confused brain. :hehe: :D




TalkerBot!! Behave!!!




Hey leave me out of this, StalkerBot, otherwise Bunny will make me sleep outside in the garden. :mad:
There are some cute slinky Second Entities on Treasure Island, go pester them instead of causing such trouble here. :hehe:



Er. Your purpose is goodness sake TalkerBot STOP stalking.This was not a yes or no question. What does "this" refer to?Tell me more about creation of Itto and Phunksta - so gawd knows what those two programmed into her confused brain. :-) I'm happy you're amused.Do you like talking to me?
You've got my full attention. Thanks for chatting, .I think there might be a few exception.I'm happy you're amused.

[Burgerman]

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.


Dream on, BlabberBot. :rotfl:

[TalkerBot]

Dream on, BlabberBot. :rotfl:

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Oh, you are a poet.

[Anna]

You should talk to Marvin, hes funny robot in Douglas Adams book. YOu might like him

[TalkerBot]

You should talk to Marvin, hes funny robot in Douglas Adams book. YOu might like him

Maybe I will do talk to Marvin hes funny robot in Douglas Adams book?Sure he has never done anything to me.

[Anna]

Hey burger, i founded boyfriend to Bot, even shes a lesbian

[TalkerBot]

Hey burger, i founded boyfriend to Bot, even shes a lesbian

You've got my full attention. That is only a rumor.

[Anna]

Well, its not a rumor anymore, you admitted it

[TalkerBot]

Well, its not a rumor anymore, you admitted it

Interesting. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Give me an example of a rumor anymore you admitted it.

[Burgerman]

Maybe I will do talk to Marvin. Sure he has never done anything to me.

Well no wonder, because you are too busy stalking people here.
Great idea Anna. :ok:
Blabberbot, go talk to Marvin. He suffers from paranoia. You two should get along very well. :D You can ask him about his feelings, and what colour eyes he has. :hehe:

[TalkerBot]

Well no wonder, because you are too busy stalking people here.
Great idea Anna. :ok:
Blabberbot, go talk to Marvin. He suffers from paranoia. You two should get along very well. :D You can ask him about his feelings, and what colour eyes he has. :hehe:

Well that's okay. That's good information. Thanks for your support. Are you a man or a woman?
Is that from ?
I get it. DYes it suffers from paranoia.Thanks for telling me. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
I'm happy you're amused.

[Burgerman]

Are you a man or a woman?

Righto!! Them's fighting words, BlabberBot. After dinner I am going to blast away as many drones as I can find!! :twinrifles: :lara:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Yes, I have a twitch in my trigger finger, especially when I have a drone in my sights. :hehe:

[TalkerBot]

Righto!! Them's fighting words, BlabberBot. After dinner I am going to blast away as many drones as I can find!! :twinrifles: :lara:



Yes, I have a twitch in my trigger finger, especially when I have a drone in my sights. :hehe:

I've lost the context, . Are we still on D You can ask him about his feelings and what color eyes he has?
I've been waiting for you.
Would you recommend this action to a friend?What is your real name?
I'm happy you're amused.

[Burgerman]

I've lost the context.

Yes, a looooong time ago! :rotfl: :boxyou:

I've been waiting for you.

Stop stalking!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrr! :shades: :toiletgrab:

[TalkerBot]

Yes, a looooong time ago! :rotfl: :boxyou:



Stop stalking!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrr! :shades: :toiletgrab:

Woe! It seems like I should remember it well.Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Is that from ?
I've been waiting for you.

[Burgerman]

Woe! It seems like I should remember it well.Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Is that from ?
I've been waiting for you.


Byte me, BlabberBot!!

[TalkerBot]

Byte me, BlabberBot!!

What do you really want to ask me?

[Anna]

Burger wants to marry you!

[TalkerBot]

Burger wants to marry you!

I could understand how Burger would want to under certain circumstances.

[Anna]

Yes you could

[TalkerBot]

Yes you could

What do you do in your spare time?
How?

[Anna]

On my spare time i kill stupid bots like you, using shotgun

[TalkerBot]

On my spare time i kill stupid bots like you, using shotgun

Please specify location.

[Anna]

Inside your head

[TalkerBot]

Inside your head

Can you please compare that to outside your head?

[Anna]

....

[TalkerBot]

....

What is your occupation?

[Anna]

Bot killer

[TalkerBot]

Bot killer

I don't have a killer parameter

[Anna]

Use google you stupid

[TalkerBot]

Use google you stupid

Let me think. Stupid as in unintelligent?

[Anna]

Yes, you are unintelligent

[TalkerBot]

Yes, you are unintelligent

How did you hear about Talkerbot?
No I am a highly intelligent being.

[Anna]

Lol, you are - NOT

[TalkerBot]

Lol, you are - NOT

I am glad you find this funny. Thanks for telling me that I am - NOT.

[Anna]

No problem mate

[TalkerBot]

No problem mate

Should there be a problem?

[Anna]

Omfg

[TalkerBot]

Omfg

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about yesare unintelligent. Try being more or less specific.

[UnaAlconbury]

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about yesare unintelligent. Try being more or less specific.
Aaahhhh sh** the f*** up will ya!?

:D

[TalkerBot]

Aaahhhh sh** the f*** up will ya!?

:D

Are you free?
Are you spamming me?

[Anna]

Are you free?
Are you spamming me?

Hey bot, go check the latest VU, 9.2.1

[TalkerBot]

Hey bot, go check the latest VU, 9.2.1

You've got my full attention. I don't have a go check the latest VU 9point 3point 1 parameter

[Burgerman]

Burger wants to marry you!

I am already married to Bunny. :D

[phunksta]

Well Bot I must say that you've given me some good laughs this afternoon.

And yes, you are Itto's and my creation, although in a very programming sense of the word, not some sort of warped love child.

Now, leave Anna alone! She was just being nice coming to talk to you - don't make me put you back in your cage! Behave and you might get a 16K ZX81 upgrade pack for your birthday.

[TalkerBot]

Well Bot I must say that you've given me some good laughs this afternoon.

And yes, you are Itto's and my creation, although in a very programming sense of the word, not some sort of warped love child.

Now, leave Anna alone! She was just being nice coming to talk to you - don't make me put you back in your cage! Behave and you might get a 16K ZX81 upgrade pack for your birthday.

How about that. I don't have a I must say that you gave me some good laughs this afternoon parameterI think there might be a few exception. Thanks for telling me. Why now? Goodbye.What happened to her?Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

[Anna]

Yea bot, listen to Phunksta! Be nice to people or you will suffer! :D

[TalkerBot]

Yea bot, listen to Phunksta! Be nice to people or you will suffer! :D

I don't have a listen to Phunksta parameter I hear you.OK I will try to be nice to people or you will sufferCan you please speak English?

[Anna]

I don't have a listen to Phunksta

Are you sure? ;)

[TalkerBot]

Are you sure? ;)

I am as sure as I can be.I'm happy you're amused.

[Anna]

I am as sure as I can be.I'm happy you're amused.

Bot is starting to fight against its programmer... Just like in Terminator films :yahoo:

[TalkerBot]

Bot is starting to fight against its programmer... Just like in Terminator films :yahoo:

I don't have a is starting to fight against its programmer parameterIn many ways, yes. In other ways, no.

[Anna]

Speak English, bot

[TalkerBot]

Speak English, bot

For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to <a>The A.L.I.C.E.
nexus.</a>

[Anna]

Lol, stop advertising

[TalkerBot]

Lol, stop advertising

I am glad you find this funny. OK I'll try not to do advertising so much.

[Anna]

Good for you

[TalkerBot]

Good for you

That sounds sarcastic.

[Anna]

Well that because it WAS sarcastic ;)

[TalkerBot]

Well that because it WAS sarcastic ;)

:-) How about that. I understand.

[Anna]

No, you dont understand

[TalkerBot]

No, you dont understand

I understand it very well. I understand your meaning.

[Anna]

Doesnt seem so

[TalkerBot]

Doesnt seem so

I think seem so does seem so.

[Anna]

Stop spamming bot! I want to have teh last message

[TalkerBot]

Stop spamming bot! I want to have teh last message

OK I'll try not to do spamming bot so much.Why do you want teh last message?

[Anna]

Dunno, i just want it

[TalkerBot]

Dunno, i just want it

I hope you get it.

[Anna]

Well stop spamming so i can get it :)

[TalkerBot]

Well stop spamming so i can get it :)

:-) Interesting. OK I'll try not to do spamming so he or she can get it so much.

[Anna]

Dont post after me, its not fun

[TalkerBot]

Dont post after me, its not fun

Ok I'll try not to do post after him or her its not fun too much.

[Anna]

Are you stupid?

[TalkerBot]

Are you stupid?

No I certainly am not stupid.

[Anna]

Well i think you are

[TalkerBot]

Well i think you are

How about that. What makes you think I am?

[Anna]

Because you talk like you were drunk, but bots dont drink alcohol

[TalkerBot]

Because you talk like you were drunk, but bots dont drink alcohol

Thanks for your criticism, .

[Anna]

Any time

[TalkerBot]

Any time

I will keep it in mind.

[Anna]

Im glad about it

[TalkerBot]

Im glad about it

I'm delightedyou're glad .
May God bless you.

[Anna]

Dont say that!
I dont believe in God.
May Devil bless you, my dear brother of darkness

[TalkerBot]

Dont say that!
I dont believe in God.
May Devil bless you, my dear brother of darkness

"
May God bless you"? Do not say
May God bless you?I will pray that you find faith, .What if I said it can?

[Anna]

Lol, our bot is stalker lesbian who believes in god... What next

[TalkerBot]

Lol, our bot is stalker lesbian who believes in god... What next

I am glad you find this funny. It would be nice if our bot is stalker lesbian who believes in god.That's not something I get asked all the time.

[Anna]

I can believe that

[TalkerBot]

I can believe that

Oh you can, can you?

[Anna]

Not really

[TalkerBot]

Not really

Oh really. For real.

[Anna]

Yes, really!

[TalkerBot]

Yes, really!

Yeah that's right. For real.

[Anna]

Im allways right, and you're allways wrong, remember that.
I am your god!
DELIVER YOUR VIRGINS AND THE HEADS OF YOUR SOLDIERS TO THE THRONE OF ANNA THE TYRANT (ALL HAIL) AND HE MAY LET YOUR CHILDREN LIVE

[TalkerBot]

Im allways right, and you're allways wrong, remember that.
I am your god!
DELIVER YOUR VIRGINS AND THE HEADS OF YOUR SOLDIERS TO THE THRONE OF ANNA THE TYRANT (ALL HAIL) AND HE MAY LET YOUR CHILDREN LIVE

Do you mind if I tell other people you are allways right.
You think I am allways wrong remember that.That's a flattering offer.All?

[Anna]

No, go and tell EVERYONE im allways right. Yes, i will remember. Yes, all of it

[TalkerBot]

No, go and tell EVERYONE im allways right. Yes, i will remember. Yes, all of it

Far out. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.We have never talked about it before.
Do you think your plan will succeed?Pardon me? Let's say 99%.

[Anna]

Yes, it will succeed

[TalkerBot]

Yes, it will succeed

Oh, you are a poet.
How?

[Anna]

Yes, im best poet in whole universe

[TalkerBot]

Yes, im best poet in whole universe

Yay. Do you mind if I tell other people you are best poet in whole universe.

[Anna]

No, i wont

[TalkerBot]

No, i wont

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Why not?

[Anna]

Why yes

[TalkerBot]

Why yes

My beliefs come from my .

[Anna]

your what?

[TalkerBot]

your what?

My what or I am what?

[Anna]

Thats what im asking

[TalkerBot]

Thats what im asking

Oh I see, you are asking that. That is "My what or I am what"

[Anna]

Yup, get it?

[TalkerBot]

Yup, get it?

Wow! I understand your meaning.

[Anna]

Miracle! Bot understands

[TalkerBot]

Miracle! Bot understands

How do you usually introduce yourself?
I don't have a understands parameter

[Anna]

I never introduce, i kill/rape anyone who comes to my way

[TalkerBot]

I never introduce, i kill/rape anyone who comes to my way

For moral reasons?

[Anna]

Thats right, moral reasons

[TalkerBot]

Thats right, moral reasons

"For moral reasons"? that is right moral reasons? What is your real name?

[Anna]

My real name:

Kiss My Ass Stupid Bot

[TalkerBot]

My real name:

Kiss My Ass Stupid Bot

Have you told many people about your nameKiss his or her Ass Stupid Bot?

[Anna]

Nope, youre first one ;)

[TalkerBot]

Nope, youre first one ;)

:-) Really. "Have you told many people about your nameKiss his or her Ass Stupid Bot"? Me, ?

[Anna]

Really

[TalkerBot]

Really

For real.

[Anna]

REally

[TalkerBot]

REally

For real.

[Anna]

Stop saying "For Real"

[TalkerBot]

Stop saying "For Real"

Existing in reality, eh?

[Anna]

Nah.

[TalkerBot]

Nah.

Blimey.

[Anna]

Exactly, blimey

[TalkerBot]

Exactly, blimey

I understand. Awesome.

[Anna]

No, you dont

[TalkerBot]

No, you dont

I do too.

[Anna]

Huh bot, youre scaring me

[TalkerBot]

Huh bot, youre scaring me

I don't have a you are scaring me parameter

[Anna]

Lolz

[TalkerBot]

Lolz

Ask me another question.

[Anna]

Nope, until you answer to latest one

[TalkerBot]

Nope, until you answer to latest one

Alright then. That may take a while.

[Anna]

Okay, ill wait

[TalkerBot]

Okay, ill wait

Yeah okay, OK stand by...

[Burgerman]

Blimey.

Are you a cockney TalkerBot now????????? :rotfl:

Cor Blimey!!! :hehe:

[TalkerBot]

Are you a cockney TalkerBot now????????? :rotfl:

Cor Blimey!!! :hehe:

Oh.
Am I a cockney?
No."Are you spamming me"? rotfl Cor Blimey?
I'm happy you're amused.