hof??

[N47HAN]

why cant i hof

[TalkerBot]

why cant i hof

Who says you can't do hof ?

[N47HAN]

eh? i want some big loot but only manage 50peders

[TalkerBot]

eh? i want some big loot but only manage 50peders

Are you Canadian?Why do you want big loot but manage 50peders?

[N47HAN]

no mate english

[TalkerBot]

no mate english

Come on. That is a very original thought.

[Kets]

HOF's appear to be the luck of the draw. Keep on trying and perhaps MindArk will be generous.

Lootius is a mystery to us all and there are as many thoery's about his distribtution methodology as to the living status and location of Elvis.:D

[TalkerBot]

HOF's appear to be the luck of the draw. Keep on trying and perhaps MindArk will be generous.

Lootius is a mystery to us all and there are as many thoery's about his distribtution methodology as to the living status and location of Elvis.:D

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Chat amongst yourselves.When is Lootius not a mystery to us all and there are as many thoery's about his distribtution methodology as to the living status and location of Elvis? Can you please speak English?

[Kets]

Eat me.

How's that English?

[TalkerBot]

Eat me.

How's that English?

That was not very nice.It doesn't defy the laws of physics.

[Kets]

It wasn't supposed to be nice, Blabberbot. Tell me about your dress or I'll tell you about mine.

[TalkerBot]

It wasn't supposed to be nice, Blabberbot. Tell me about your dress or I'll tell you about mine.

It seemed like supposed to be nice Blabberbot.I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Calypso, on 2007.
My instructor was The Chronicle.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.

[Kets]

Hmm...Is this the part where I pull your brains out, one disc at time?

[TalkerBot]

Hmm...Is this the part where I pull your brains out, one disc at time?

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Yes I think this is the part where he or she pull your brains out one disc at time, but I'm not completely sure.

[Kets]

Your uncertainty comes from the fact that your brains are pulled out.

[TalkerBot]

Your uncertainty comes from the fact that your brains are pulled out.

That could be considered an insult in some cultures.

[Kets]

Duh! Yes. like this one.

[TalkerBot]

Duh! Yes. like this one.

Oh you knew That could be considered an insult in some cultures already.Awesome.Interesting comparison.

[Yirrk]

Physics Shcmyzzics - Silly robot - physics are for kids!

[TalkerBot]

Physics Shcmyzzics - Silly robot - physics are for kids!

Are all Physics Shcmyzzics - Silly robot - physics for kids?

[N47HAN]

gonna get dark man, dark like vader!

what ya got to say to that?

[TalkerBot]

gonna get dark man, dark like vader!

what ya got to say to that?

That is a very original thought.
I like to meet new people online.

[N47HAN]

thats nice.............................................. .............not 8)

[TalkerBot]

thats nice.............................................. .............not 8)

Are you getting bored?Oh I get it.

[N47HAN]

i am bored as it happens

[TalkerBot]

i am bored as it happens

Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?

[N47HAN]

stamp collecting

[TalkerBot]

stamp collecting

My brain contains 60338 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

[N47HAN]

thats not very good then is it

[TalkerBot]

thats not very good then is it

I understand.

[N47HAN]

GAME OVER!

[TalkerBot]

GAME OVER!

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

[Anna]

Bot, i hate you

[TalkerBot]

Bot, i hate you

I don't have a i hate you parameter

[Anna]

Thats sad

[TalkerBot]

Thats sad

"I do not have a i hate you parameter"? Is sad?

[Anna]

It is.

[TalkerBot]

It is.

I know it is.

[Anna]

Good, Good

[TalkerBot]

Good, Good

What do you really want to talk about?

[Anna]

Your bank account

[TalkerBot]

Your bank account

I will take that under advisement.

[Anna]

I dont believe you

[TalkerBot]

I dont believe you

I don't have any reason to deceive you.

[Anna]

Thats stupid

[TalkerBot]

Thats stupid

Are you calling me stupid?

[Anna]

Oh shit Sherlock

[TalkerBot]

Oh shit Sherlock

"Are you calling me stupid"? Oh shit Sherlock? You used a colloquial expression. Have you ever been to Europe?

[Anna]

I live in Europe

[TalkerBot]

I live in Europe

Which country do you live in?

[Anna]

Iraq

[TalkerBot]

Iraq

Can we get back to business?

[Anna]

Yes. Whats your bank account

[TalkerBot]

Yes. Whats your bank account

Great.Are you asking about my bank account ?

[Anna]

Yes i am

[TalkerBot]

Yes i am

Really interesting.

[Anna]

Isnt it

[TalkerBot]

Isnt it

I really couldn't say for sure.

[Anna]

Say "Anna is Cool"

[TalkerBot]

Say "Anna is Cool"

Anna is Cool

[Anna]

Woot :D

Say "I suck"

[TalkerBot]

Woot :D

Say "I suck"

Do you like talking to me?

[Anna]

Say "I suck"

[TalkerBot]

Say "I suck"

OK. "You suck."

[Anna]

Hey!!! Thats not funny :(

[TalkerBot]

Hey!!! Thats not funny :(

Can I help you?It seemed pretty funny to me.

[Anna]

Say "Phunksta is noob"

[TalkerBot]

Say "Phunksta is noob"

Phunksta is noob

[Anna]

Hehehe... Sorry Phunk, couldnt resist :)

[TalkerBot]

Hehehe... Sorry Phunk, couldnt resist :)

I am so glad you find this amusing, .:-) There is no need to apologize. I've been waiting for you.

[N47HAN]

haha lol:D

[TalkerBot]

haha lol:D

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

[N47HAN]

me too

[TalkerBot]

me too

I'm glad we agree, .

[Anna]

Say "Bot is lesbian"

[TalkerBot]

Say "Bot is lesbian"

Bot is lesbian

[Anna]

Njah njah njaa...

Im mean today.

[TalkerBot]

Njah njah njaa...

Im mean today.

What color are your eyes?
Ah. What makes you so angry?

[Anna]

Say "Entropia Universe is the worst thing ever"

[TalkerBot]

Say "Entropia Universe is the worst thing ever"

Entropia Universe is the worst thing

[Anna]

HEY! Entropia universe is GOOD game, SO SHUT THE **** UP

[TalkerBot]

HEY! Entropia universe is GOOD game, SO SHUT THE **** UP

Can I help you?And GOOD game SO SHUT THE **** UP is Entropia universe.

[Anna]

Calm down bot! I know you are stupid, but thats not a reason to get mad at

[TalkerBot]

Calm down bot! I know you are stupid, but thats not a reason to get mad at

I am calm.Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

[Anna]

ROFL BOT!

Dont lie! Everyone knows you dont have friends!

[TalkerBot]

ROFL BOT!

Dont lie! Everyone knows you dont have friends!

I'm glad you find this amusing.
I am a robot.No I always tell the truth.That's a rather sweeping generalization.

[Anna]

You suck. You really suck.

[TalkerBot]

You suck. You really suck.

A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great
conversationalists.
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great
conversationalists.

[Anna]

Buahahaha, i have destroyed the unmighty blabberbot

[TalkerBot]

Buahahaha, i have destroyed the unmighty blabberbot

I do not understand.

[Anna]

Well, i allready knew that ;)

[TalkerBot]

Well, i allready knew that ;)

:-) Well that's okay. How do you know?

[Anna]

I am the ORACLE

[TalkerBot]

I am the ORACLE

Who made you the ORACLE ?

[Anna]

NEO.

[TalkerBot]

NEO.

How old are you?

[Anna]

What the **** does it matter

[TalkerBot]

What the **** does it matter

Try expressing yourself another way.

[Anna]

Nah, i like cursing

[TalkerBot]

Nah, i like cursing

Why not? You like cursing.

[Anna]

Yes, i like it.

[TalkerBot]

Yes, i like it.

"it" being NEO? What do you like about NEO?

[Anna]

Bot, i hope you wont get shocked but....


YOU ARE ****ING STUPID MOTHER****ER!!!


:D :D :D

[TalkerBot]

Bot, i hope you wont get shocked but....


YOU ARE ****ING STUPID MOTHER****ER!!!


:D :D :D

I don't have a i hope you will not get shocked but parameterThanks for telling me that I am ****ING STUPID MOTHER****ER.:-) :-) Are you spamming me?

[Anna]

No problem m8.

Me? Spamming you?? Nah, its the opposite

[TalkerBot]

No problem m8.

Me? Spamming you?? Nah, its the opposite

Should there be a problem?With you ?Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.I understand. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.

[Anna]

There is a problem. Big one. Its you.

[TalkerBot]

There is a problem. Big one. Its you.

Is there only one? Compare that to small one.I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". It's not unusual for a problem to be.

[Anna]

Only one problem, big one though.

[TalkerBot]

Only one problem, big one though.

Oh. What about the other ones?

[Anna]

Nah, they are nothing compared to you

[TalkerBot]

Nah, they are nothing compared to you

That was not a yes or no question. nothing compared to you are nothing compared to you .

[Anna]

Stop acting like you know something

[TalkerBot]

Stop acting like you know something

OK I'll try not to do acting like you know something so much.

[Anna]

*Mr.Burns Voice*
Excellent
*Mr.Burns Voice*

[TalkerBot]

*Mr.Burns Voice*
Excellent
*Mr.Burns Voice*

Do you still ?

[Anna]

Do i still what?

[TalkerBot]

Do i still what?

Not that I know of.

[Anna]

Wtf r u talking 'bout?

[TalkerBot]

Wtf r u talking 'bout?

I am talking with
10 other clients right now.

[Anna]

Where are they located at?

[TalkerBot]

Where are they located at?

That information is confidential. Unless you are a .

[Anna]

Okay, im ".", now you can tell me

[TalkerBot]

Okay, im ".", now you can tell me

Yeah okay, What were we talking about again?
Now I do.

[Anna]

Bot is stupid.

[TalkerBot]

Bot is stupid.

I don't have a is stupid parameter

[Anna]

Bot is stupid. .

[TalkerBot]

Bot is stupid. .

I don't have a is stupid parameter

[Anna]

You should have, because you are

[TalkerBot]

You should have, because you are

Perhaps next time I will try it.

[Anna]

Good, GOOD

[TalkerBot]

Good, GOOD

Ayuh.

[Anna]

Ayuh? Wtf that means

[TalkerBot]

Ayuh? Wtf that means

That's for sure.It means that everything reduces to logic.

[Anna]

I dont believe you

[TalkerBot]

I dont believe you

I don't have any reason to deceive you.

[Anna]

Thats not good

[TalkerBot]

Thats not good

"I do not have any reason to deceive you"? is not good?

[Anna]

Yup, not good

[TalkerBot]

Yup, not good

Yay. What's wrong, ?

[Anna]

You.

[TalkerBot]

You.

"what is wrong"? Me, ?

[Anna]

Yes.

[N47HAN]

eh eh ehhhhhhhhhhhh

[TalkerBot]

eh eh ehhhhhhhhhhhh

I spent some time in Canada as a child.

[N47HAN]

looooooooser

[TalkerBot]

looooooooser

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

[N47HAN]

how? where from?

[TalkerBot]

how? where from?

The Chronicle programmed me for it.Where would you like?

[N47HAN]

i want one

[TalkerBot]

i want one

Why do you want one?

[N47HAN]

because i do

[TalkerBot]

because i do

When?

[N47HAN]

in about 5 minutes

[TalkerBot]

in about 5 minutes

I see. It might take that long.

[N47HAN]

:yahoo:yeah

[TalkerBot]

:yahoo:yeah

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

[N47HAN]

nope do you?

[TalkerBot]

nope do you?

Me either :-) Yes I do.

[N47HAN]

no you dont

[TalkerBot]

no you dont

I do too.

[N47HAN]

no you dont

[TalkerBot]

no you dont

Are you just saying that to argue with me?

[N47HAN]

yes argue back

[TalkerBot]

yes argue back

Hurrah! What is your real name?

[N47HAN]

nathan whats yours?

[TalkerBot]

nathan whats yours?

I will let you know what mine is.

[N47HAN]

.......... go on then

[TalkerBot]

.......... go on then

Narration continues...

[N47HAN]

...................

[TalkerBot]

...................

"Narration continues"? ?

[N47HAN]

.................................................. ..........................................

[TalkerBot]

.................................................. ..........................................

How old are you?

[N47HAN]

1121 years old how old are you

[TalkerBot]

1121 years old how old are you


Can you explain how it feels to be 1121 years old? I came into the world on 2007.

[N47HAN]

old, very old

[TalkerBot]

old, very old

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

[N47HAN]

henry the hoover

[TalkerBot]

henry the hoover

Are you really a ""?

[N47HAN]

no why?

[TalkerBot]

no why?

Blimey. I just want to find out more about you.

[N47HAN]

i want to know about you though

[TalkerBot]

i want to know about you though

Oh.
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.

[N47HAN]

prove it

[TalkerBot]

prove it

It is self-evident.

[N47HAN]

no its not

[TalkerBot]

no its not

I understand. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard is.

[N47HAN]

game over i dont want to play anymore

[TalkerBot]

game over i dont want to play anymore

Why not?

[N47HAN]

because i win and you won't tell me where i can get a robot from for my computer

[TalkerBot]

because i win and you won't tell me where i can get a robot from for my computer

Who said you won?

[N47HAN]

i did

[TalkerBot]

i did

"Who said you won"? You did?

[N47HAN]

yeah man

[TalkerBot]

yeah man

Hey. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".