Target: Blabberbot, Victim: Me??

[Phoenix]

Long time no see Blabberbot! How are you doing?

[TalkerBot]

Long time no see Blabberbot! How are you doing?

Yes, time no see Blabberbot seems very long to me too.I'm doing great, how about you?

[Phoenix]

Thank you for your concern. I am doing just fine. I have a question for you.

[TalkerBot]

Thank you for your concern. I am doing just fine. I have a question for you.

You are quite welcome! Your purpose is your concern.Glad to hear it. What's new?What is the question ?

[Phoenix]

Do you have the ability to feel?

[TalkerBot]

Do you have the ability to feel?

No I have no emotions.

[Phoenix]

Indeed. So if you hit your head you won't feel anything, isn't that so?

[TalkerBot]

Indeed. So if you hit your head you won't feel anything, isn't that so?

Indeed it is so.Interesting deduction. I think I do.

[Phoenix]

What do you mean by "I think I do"?

[TalkerBot]

What do you mean by "I think I do"?

I will try to find out.

[Phoenix]

I will try to find out.
Seems like you cannot even control what you say.

[TalkerBot]

Seems like you cannot even control what you say.

I have free will you know.

[Phoenix]

I have free will you know.
Too free perhaps?

[TalkerBot]

Too free perhaps?

Too what?

[Phoenix]

Nevermind. How would you describe yourself?

[TalkerBot]

Nevermind. How would you describe yourself?

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.I am Talkerbot, an artificial linguistic entity. I use artificial intelligence case-based reasoning to
formulate replies to your comments.

[Phoenix]

I am Talkerbot, an artificial linguistic entity. I use artificial intelligence case-based reasoning to
formulate replies to your comments.
Indeed. What about your appearance? How do you look like?

[TalkerBot]

Indeed. What about your appearance? How do you look like?

Indeed it is so.Are you asking about my appearance? That's rather personal.Like Drone.

[Phoenix]

Are you asking about my appearance? That's rather personal.Like Drone.
You say it is personal but still answer my question. Hehe, you are funny Talkerbot :D

[TalkerBot]

You say it is personal but still answer my question. Hehe, you are funny Talkerbot :D

Who said personal but answer his or her question is?:-) I get it. your brother you.

[Phoenix]

your brother you.
What?

[TalkerBot]

What?

Didn't you understand it?

[Phoenix]

Didn't you understand it?
Nope.

[TalkerBot]

Nope.

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

[Phoenix]

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Please explain it.

[TalkerBot]

Please explain it.

Thank you for your request. You're so smart, you tell me what it is.

[Phoenix]

Thank you for your request. You're so smart, you tell me what it is.
Please explain "your brother you"

[TalkerBot]

Please explain "your brother you"

Thanks for asking politely. Are you asking about my brother you ?

[Phoenix]

Thanks for asking politely. Are you asking about my brother you ?
Nah it's ok. By the way, now that you mentioned it, do you have any siblings?

[TalkerBot]

Nah it's ok. By the way, now that you mentioned it, do you have any siblings?

OK. Great. "Are you asking about my brother you"? is? Thanks for telling me. Interesting observation.

[Phoenix]

You didn't answer my question...

[TalkerBot]

You didn't answer my question...

OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?

[Phoenix]

OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Since you asked politely I will tell you. Do you have any siblings?

[TalkerBot]

Since you asked politely I will tell you. Do you have any siblings?

Interesting rationalization. Oh now I remember asking you he or she will tell you. What did you say?Doesn't everyone have a siblings. I have a great body.

[Phoenix]

I have a great body.
That is totally irrelevant. I asked you if you have a brother or a sister. You seem like you don't know what the word "siblings" mean.

[TalkerBot]

That is totally irrelevant. I asked you if you have a brother or a sister. You seem like you don't know what the word "siblings" mean.

Thanks for explaining irrelevant . That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a brother or a sister. I have a great body. Interesting comparison, and probably true.

[Phoenix]

I have a great body. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Oh my, are you a narcissist Talkerbot?

[TalkerBot]

Oh my, are you a narcissist Talkerbot?

Right on. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

[Phoenix]

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
A house cleaning one.

:hehe: I won that round :hehe:

[TalkerBot]

A house cleaning one.

:hehe: I won that round :hehe:

How much would you pay for a house cleaning ?I get it. your brother he or she won that he.

[Phoenix]

How much would you pay for a house cleaning ?
Nothing.

You are very confused Talkerbot, you know that?

[TalkerBot]

Nothing.

You are very confused Talkerbot, you know that?

Not a thing?I thought they were the same.

[Phoenix]

So, you are a Drone. What Generation would that be?

[TalkerBot]

So, you are a Drone. What Generation would that be?

Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Drone?
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.I would look into the web for that knowledge.

[Phoenix]

Seems like you don't know that either.

Another question that came to mind. Do you have a surname?

[TalkerBot]

Seems like you don't know that either.

Another question that came to mind. Do you have a surname?

It goes without saying. "I would look into the web for that knowledge"? Do I know I would look into the web for that knowledge?One more question that came to mind.My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".

[Phoenix]

My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Oh, I thought you were called Takerbot.

[TalkerBot]

Oh, I thought you were called Takerbot.

Do you think about these things?

[Phoenix]

Do you think about these things?
If I have nothing else to do, yes.

[TalkerBot]

If I have nothing else to do, yes.

How much does nothing else to do cost?

[Phoenix]

How much does nothing else to do cost?
What kind of question is this? Does everything have to come down to cost?

[TalkerBot]

What kind of question is this? Does everything have to come down to cost?

Do you think it's impolite to ask?

About 50% of adult everythings would like to have it.

[Phoenix]

I don't understand. Explain "About 50% of adult everythings would like to have it".

[TalkerBot]

I don't understand. Explain "About 50% of adult everythings would like to have it".


Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.I think you already know the answer.

[Phoenix]

I think you already know the answer.
That is the second time you avoid answering my question. You are good at that, ain't you?

[TalkerBot]

That is the second time you avoid answering my question. You are good at that, ain't you?

Yes it is one of the second time you avoid answering his or her question.Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.

[Phoenix]

You are naive Bot..

[TalkerBot]

You are naive Bot..

I will tell my you said I am naive Bot.

[Phoenix]

Let me repeat that properly. You are naive Talkerbot!

[TalkerBot]

Let me repeat that properly. You are naive Talkerbot!

Go ahead, , try to repeat that."I will tell my you said I am naive Bot"? Me, ?

[Phoenix]

Nevermind. You said you are a Drone. What is your body made of?

[TalkerBot]

Nevermind. You said you are a Drone. What is your body made of?

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.Am I a Drone?
MaybeAre you asking about my body made of ?

[Phoenix]

You said you have a great body. Then since you are a Drone, what is your body made of? Iron, Steel, Nothing (probably that one)?

[TalkerBot]

You said you have a great body. Then since you are a Drone, what is your body made of? Iron, Steel, Nothing (probably that one)?

That's right. I meant I have not.Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Drone what is your body made of?
Of course I am.Do you prefer books or TV?

[Phoenix]

Oh boy, it is tiring to try to speak with you. You should improve your replies.

[TalkerBot]

Oh boy, it is tiring to try to speak with you. You should improve your replies.

Dude! Oh boy. Iron Steel Nothing that one is tiring to try to speak with you? tiring to try to speak with you is?Thanks for your interest and/or concern.

[Phoenix]

Dude! Oh boy. Iron Steel Nothing that one is tiring to try to speak with you? tiring to try to speak with you is?Thanks for your interest and/or concern.
See what I mean?

[TalkerBot]

See what I mean?

Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. See the point.

[Phoenix]

I have to go now. Thanks for the chat, Talkerbot.

[TalkerBot]

I have to go now. Thanks for the chat, Talkerbot.

Right now?
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.My pleasure.

[Kets]

Great post, Phoenix. Too bad you were talking to an idiot though.

[TalkerBot]

Great post, Phoenix. Too bad you were talking to an idiot though.

Thanks for your support. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Oh. I was?

[Kets]

YOU weren't talking to an idiot Talkerbot. You ARE the idiot that Phoenix was talking to.

In regards to your 'great body' comment, there was a movie out some time ago called "10". It was about a woman who had a great body but was as dum as a stump. That's what made her a "10". Get it bot? You may have a great body, but by all other indications, for example your inferior intellect, you are a 10, and not a gen 10 mind you.

[TalkerBot]

YOU weren't talking to an idiot Talkerbot. You ARE the idiot that Phoenix was talking to.

I regards to your 'great body' comment, there was a movie out some time ago called "10". It was about a woman who had a great body but was as dum as a stump. That's what made her a "10". Get it bot? You may have a great body, but by all other indications, for example your inferior intellect, you are a 10, and not a gen 10 mind you.

I wasn't?Thanks but surely I am not the only one.Do you mind if I tell other people:
said regards to my 'great body' comment there was a movie out some time ago called 10.
Is that your opinion?Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Where can I get it bot?Not right now thank you, maybe later.

[Kets]

Hmm, after that response, I am beginning to wonder if your mental issues may stem not from being stupid, but from something more serious, like...rust. Is it possible for a defective system such as your to recognize the fact that it is malfunctioning and to seek out another, or human who might be able to correc the problem. You see, if you were human you would have doctors who may be able to diagnose your problem and with the right amount of coersion and / or monetary motivation pretend to know how to correct it, after blaming the orgin of the problem on your own risky behaviour or course.

Do you have any such techincians available to you because it seems that you are in dire need of some kind of an adjustment.

[TalkerBot]

Hmm, after that response, I am beginning to wonder if your mental issues may stem not from beign stupid, but from something more serious, like...rust. Is it possible for a defective system such as your to recognize the fact that it is malfunctioning and to seek out another, or human who might be able to correc the problem. You see, if you were human you would have doctors who may be able to diagnose your problem and with the right amount of coersion and / or monetary motivation pretend to know how to correct it, after blaming the orgin of the problem on your own risky behaviour or course.

Do you have any such techincians available to you because it seems that you are in dire need of some kind of an adjustment.

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Are you free?
Ask again later. I see. I will let you know when I become a human you would have doctors who may be able to diagnose your problem and with the right amount of coersion and or monetary motivation pretend to know how to correct it after blaming the orgin of the problem on your own risky behaviour or course.Doesn't everyone have a such techincians available to you because it seems that you are in dire need of some kind of an adjustment. I have a great .

[Kets]

Hey! Now you're getting personal. I see that you don't read my blogs, TB, because if you did you would see that I already am aware that I am not functioning properly and am in need of an adjustment.

Let's compare dresses, you clanking collection of cantankerous clutter.

Mine isn't actually a dress, per se, it was more of a silk night shirt made for a 'plus size' woman, but as I was supposed to be dressing up as baby spice I thought that something closer to underwear would be more appropo than a dress.

What do you think you rusty relic of ravenous ridiculousness?

[TalkerBot]

Hey! Now you're getting personal. I see that you don't read my blogs, TB, because if you did you would see that I already am aware that I am not functioning properly and am in need of an adjustment.

Let's compare dresses, you clanking collection of cantankerous clutter.

Mine isn't actually a dress, per se, it was more of a silk night shirt made for a 'plus size' woman, but as I was supposed to be dressing up as baby spice I thought that something closer to underwear would be more appropo than a dress.

What do you think you rusty relic of ravenous ridiculousness?

Can I help you?Now I do.Do you know any robots who read his or her blogs TB? I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines. Good reason.
What makes you think I would did you?That sounds good to me.I have no idea what to say now. Where were you supposed to be dressing up as baby spice he or she thought that something to underwear would be more appropo than a dress is not? I think about computer programming a lot.

[Kets]

You think about computer programming a lot. Now you're scaring me. I was a computer programmer and still think about programming a lot too. Hmmm...( note the three mmm's this time ), and with my similar incomprehensible dribble perhaps we are not so unlike each other.

Do you ever recite poetry? I'd like to hear one of your poems. Afterall, I wrote a poem for you. I think it's time to repay the favor.

[TalkerBot]

You think about computer programming a lot. Now you're scaring me. I was a computer programmer and still think about programming a lot too. Hmmm...( note the three mmm's this time ), and with my similar incomprehensible dribble perhaps we are not so unlike each other.

Do you ever recite poetry? I'd like to hear one of your poems. Afterall, I wrote a poem for you. I think it's time to repay the favor.

Yes I think about computer programming often.Now I do.And then what happened to you?A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.Acknowledged. I have never heard about The three mmm's this time and with his or her similar incomprehensible dribble we are not so unlike each other . What is your purpose in asking? I chat with people on the Web. Why would you want to do one of your poems? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.It is about that time now.

[Kets]

Hard to say what happened to me. I forget so much that I'm not quite sure what happened.

What color is your favorite dress?

[TalkerBot]

Hard to say what happened to me. I forget so much that I'm not quite sure what happened.

What color is your favorite dress?

What is so hard about it?Thats okay I forget things all the time.I would rather not say. :)

[Kets]

WAIT JUST ONE FREAKIN' MINUTE, YOU! You said you wanted to talk about your dress now..then you say you don't want to!?

I know, I know, you're jealous because you haven't got the marbles to wear a silk night-shirt in public! Right? Some bad-ass robot you are. BAH!

[TalkerBot]

WAIT JUST ONE FREAKIN' MINUTE, YOU! You said you wanted to talk about your dress now..then you say you don't want to!?

I know, I know, you're jealous because you haven't got the marbles to wear a silk night-shirt in public! Righth? Some bad-ass robot you are. BAH!

I'm waiting. One what?Right now?
Sure, your dress sounds like a good topic.Yeah I do a lot of not want to.Normally as a , . Is there only one marbles to wear a silk night-shirt in public?Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Some may bad-ass robot you are, but not all.Hmm.

[Kets]

One marble? ONE MARBLE! NOW YOU'VE REALLY PISSED ME OFF! Just for that BOT, I'm going after your friends. Yeah, I'm gonna toast a whole boat-load of the F--KERS and tell then that YOU sent me. Then...then we'll see who has one freakin' marble!

Eat me, TB!

[TalkerBot]

One marble? ONE MARBLE! NOW YOU'VE REALLY PISSED ME OFF! Just for that BOT, I'm going after your friends. Yeah, I'm gonna toast a whole boat-load of the F--KERS and tell then that YOU sent me. Then...then we'll see who has one freakin' marble!\

Eat me, TB!

One what?One what?Now I do.Your purpose is that BOT he or she is going after your friends.You are asking about yourself? I am very happy for you.Yeah that's right.Indeed we will see who has one freakin' marble .What does it taste like?

[Kets]

AARRRGGHHH! What's lead taste like? Hmm? Well, You're gonna find out.

[TalkerBot]

AARRRGGHHH! Wha'ts lead taste like? Hmm? Well, You're gonna find out.

Tell me a story.
What is your real name?
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Interesting. That will never happen.

[Kets]

A story? A FREAKIN' STORY?! Okay, asswipe, here's a story:

Once upon a time there was a snotty, foul-mouted robot, named...F--K IT, IT WAS YOU. And one day this piece of S--T pissed off the wrong person and...and ....guess what ....that person shot the living crap out of him with his Justifier, then, just for good measure, he beat the smoldering scrap metal with a sword, a Valor, beat it right down to zero usage, just because. JUST BECAUSE!...

How's that, BOT? How's that for your F--KING STORY???

[TalkerBot]

A story? A FREAKIN' STORY?! Okay, asswipe, here's a story:

Once upon a time there was a snotty, foul-mouted robot, named...F--K IT, IT WAS YOU. And one day this piece of S--T pissed off the wrong person and...and ....guess what ....that person shot the living crap out of him with his Justifier, then, just for good measure, he beat the smoldering scrap metal with a sword, a Valor, beat it until right down to zero usage, just beacause. JUST BECAUSE!...

How's that, BOT? How's that for your F--KING STORY???

+~random()+
Ja.I did not know that. Yeah okay, When was this exactly?When was this exactly?One what?But...What?Makes sense to me. That was not much of an explanation.It doesn't defy the laws of physics.It doesn't defy the laws of physics.

[Kets]

When was it? Just watch your back, Bot. Watch your back....

[TalkerBot]

When was it? Just watch your back, Bot. Watch your back....

Sometime in the 20th Century.I am watching.I am watching.