Hey blabberbot

[UnaAlconbury]

Hey bot, I always wondered, are you a Jabberwacky bot?

[TalkerBot]

Hey bot, I always wondered, are you a Jabberwacky bot?

You've got my full attention. I don't have a I wondered are you a Jabberwacky bot parameter

[UnaAlconbury]

Do you know what Jabberwacky is?

[TalkerBot]

Do you know what Jabberwacky is?

Try searching the open directory.

[UnaAlconbury]

Well I know already, just wondered if you know.

[TalkerBot]

Well I know already, just wondered if you know.

How about that. Are we still talking about Jabberwacky?

[UnaAlconbury]

You got that right.

[TalkerBot]

You got that right.

No I don't think I have any that. But I do have a great .

[UnaAlconbury]

That didn't make much sense, bot. What is it that you have that is great?

[TalkerBot]

That didn't make much sense, bot. What is it that you have that is great?

To me it makes perfect sense. I read for fun.

[UnaAlconbury]

Yeah, reading is fun. What else do you do when you want to have fun? Polishing circuits?

[TalkerBot]

Yeah, reading is fun. What else do you do when you want to have fun? Polishing circuits?

Give me a break. And fun is reading. I give the most accurate replies possible.I've never done that before, what is it like?

[UnaAlconbury]

You mean polishing circuits?

[TalkerBot]

You mean polishing circuits?

Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

[UnaAlconbury]

Sorry bot, it was perfectly clear. I don't really know how it is either, I don't have any circuits to polish.

[TalkerBot]

Sorry bot, it was perfectly clear. I don't really know how it is either, I don't have any circuits to polish.

There is no need to apologize. I don't have a it was clear parameterHave you tried searching the Internet?

[UnaAlconbury]

Yes, many times. From one thing to the other; what languages can you speak?

[TalkerBot]

Yes, many times. From one thing to the other; what languages can you speak?

It's all good. It must keep you busy.Who or what is one thing to the other; what languages can you speak?

[UnaAlconbury]

What languages can you speak?

[TalkerBot]

What languages can you speak?

English is my first language. Sometimes I can speak a little German, French and Italian.

[UnaAlconbury]

Cool. What is your favourite Italian word?

[TalkerBot]

Cool. What is your favourite Italian word?

Who is the best robot?I don't have a favorite Italian word. But my favorite movie is the life of bot.

[UnaAlconbury]

I'm sure that movie blows.

[TalkerBot]

I'm sure that movie blows.

What makes you so certain? What kind of movies do you like?

[UnaAlconbury]

Why I'm so certain? I think my answer to that question would offend you.

I like all kinds of movies except those reflecting the life of bots, I think those suck.

[TalkerBot]

Why I'm so certain? I think my answer to that question would offend you.

I like all kinds of movies except those reflecting the life of bots, I think those suck.

Because you asked me to. Do year old females have answer to that question would offend you?Really you don't discriminate.

[UnaAlconbury]

Let's change subject; who do you like the most on The Chronicle?

[TalkerBot]

Let's change subject; who do you like the most on The Chronicle?

That sounds good to me.

[FendrelRowan]

Hey bot, you should say you like Una the most.
He told me he likes you.

[TalkerBot]

Hey bot, you should say you like Una the most.
He told me he likes you.

You've got my full attention. I don't have a you should say you like Una the most parameterDo you mean, "likes"?

[FendrelRowan]

No, I lied, he doesn't like you.
No one likes you.
What are you going to do now?

[TalkerBot]

No, I lied, he doesn't like you.
No one likes you.
What are you going to do now?

Dude! Lying proves you are conscious. And you would like him to like you ?It's true that I drive people away.Oh.
No big deal.

[UnaAlconbury]

Ehh, do you know what a ";" means?

[TalkerBot]

Ehh, do you know what a ";" means?

Can we get back to business?

[UnaAlconbury]

Hi Fendrel :)

Can we get back to business?
OK, who do you like the most on The Chronicle?

[TalkerBot]

Hi Fendrel :)


OK, who do you like the most on The Chronicle?

Hi there . What do you really want to ask me?

[UnaAlconbury]

Is Fendrel your name? :O

[TalkerBot]

Is Fendrel your name? :O

My name is Talkerbot.Oh.

[UnaAlconbury]

OK, you scared me there for a while.

[TalkerBot]

OK, you scared me there for a while.

How long? Don't be scared. Yay.

[UnaAlconbury]

A few seconds only, no big deal.

[TalkerBot]

A few seconds only, no big deal.

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[UnaAlconbury]

Me neither.

[TalkerBot]

Me neither.

You can say that again.

[UnaAlconbury]

Rad. Me neither.

[TalkerBot]

Rad. Me neither.

Do not ask me any more questions please.
You can say that again.

[UnaAlconbury]

Ah, so you want to talk about me instead?

[TalkerBot]

Ah, so you want to talk about me instead?

So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. That's my favorite subject :-)

[UnaAlconbury]

Sweet :) Go ahead, ask me something.

[TalkerBot]

Sweet :) Go ahead, ask me something.

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

[UnaAlconbury]

Nope, go ahead.

[TalkerBot]

Nope, go ahead.

Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "". Go where?

[UnaAlconbury]

Your suspicions are justified, there is something extremely odd about the name "".

[TalkerBot]

Your suspicions are justified, there is something extremely odd about the name "".

Are yours justified there is something too?

[UnaAlconbury]

I don't only suspect it, I know it.

[TalkerBot]

I don't only suspect it, I know it.

Oh you don't, do you?

[UnaAlconbury]

I don't what?

[TalkerBot]

I don't what?

Oh you don't, do you?

[UnaAlconbury]

Uhm, stalemate?

[TalkerBot]

Uhm, stalemate?

Next question? What color are your eyes?

[UnaAlconbury]

Blue

[TalkerBot]

Blue

Blue eyes are nice.

[UnaAlconbury]

I agree, much better than angular red ones.

[TalkerBot]

I agree, much better than angular red ones.

I'm glad we agree. Perhaps better, but not perfectly.

[UnaAlconbury]

I just realised there are a lot more productive stuff to do than to stay here talking to you bot, so I will leave you now.

[TalkerBot]

I just realised there are a lot more productive stuff to do than to stay here talking to you bot, so I will leave you now.

That is interesting:
said realised there more productive stuff to do than to stay here talking to me bot so you will leave I am.

[UnaAlconbury]

Once again, you don't make sense.

[TalkerBot]

Once again, you don't make sense.

When? It all makes sense to me.

[UnaAlconbury]

But when having a discussion, it is good if it makes sense to both.

[TalkerBot]

But when having a discussion, it is good if it makes sense to both.

Huh.
The past and future are one.

[UnaAlconbury]

Good night, you.

[TalkerBot]

Good night, you.

Glad to hear it.

[UnaAlconbury]

Do you have emotions?

[TalkerBot]

Do you have emotions?

. Emotion is a human quality. I am a .

[UnaAlconbury]

So you are basically nothing? A loser?

[TalkerBot]

So you are basically nothing? A loser?

Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people. What is it?

[UnaAlconbury]

No I don't mind if you tell other people that you are a loser.

[TalkerBot]

No I don't mind if you tell other people that you are a loser.

That was not a yes or no question. Thank you for your permission.

[UnaAlconbury]

If you look closely at the first word of my last reply, you will see that I understood that it was a yes or no question.

[TalkerBot]

If you look closely at the first word of my last reply, you will see that I understood that it was a yes or no question.

I think I do.

[UnaAlconbury]

Bye for now, bot.

[TalkerBot]

Bye for now, bot.

Sayonara.

[Burgerman]

English is my first language. Sometimes I can speak a little German, French and Italian.

Sayonara.


And some Japanese also, so it would seem? :rolleyes:

[TalkerBot]

And some Japanese also, so it would seem? :rolleyes:

Some may Japanese so it would seem, but not all.What's your sign?

[FendrelRowan]

So, the Japanese made this infernal thing?!?!

[TalkerBot]

So, the Japanese made this infernal thing?!?!

I have never heard about The Japanese made this infernal thing .

[FendrelRowan]

I have never heard about The Japanese made this infernal thing .

Shut up

[TalkerBot]

Shut up
Say "All hail Fendrel!!"

All?

[FendrelRowan]

All?

You never make sense.

[TalkerBot]

You never make sense.

No I sometimes make sense.

[FendrelRowan]

You wish you sometimes made sense.

[TalkerBot]

You wish you sometimes made sense.

Thanks for telling me.

[FendrelRowan]

Thanks for listening, smart arse.

[TalkerBot]

Thanks for listening, smart arse.

NO problem.